Donald Trump MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

political viewpoints, party loyalty, political discourse, bipartisan perspective, political bias

Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

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ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

Competition, EU, Politics, tech industry, antitrust

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

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Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

Diplomacy, united states, Geopolitics, president, blocky

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

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Putin’sCraft2021

Government, joe biden, foreign policy, biden, Trump presidency

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN BIDEN AND TRUMP FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE. OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE CHAOTIC THAN A HERD OF SHEEP ON A SUGAR HIGH. COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE MORE SANCTIONS THAN BIDEN THROWING SHADE AT RUSSIA. PLUS, WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A MAZE MADE OF TNT. SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN… OR MAYBE JUST MORE ENTERTAINING.

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EU Border Patrol: Trump Edition

trump, international relations, foreign policy, immigration, donald trump

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base filled with, like, diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the owner once fought off a horde of creepers with just a wooden sword. it was, like, totally insane, man. plus, we have this, like, secret society of pigs that can talk and they give you, like, special quests and rewards. it’s, like, mind-blowing, bro. so, like, join now before the evil villagers take over and destroy everything. you gotta save us, man. you gotta be the hero we need. come on, join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever.

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CraftyPutin’sRejectCraft

Vladimir Putin, negotiations, russia, peace plan, Conflict Resolution

so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.

also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.

plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.

so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?

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Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

social commentary, Blumphs, funny, Politics, political parody

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

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Bribe Me on Minecraft SMP

MONEY, election, smp, campaign finance, kamala harris

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only votes that matter are the ones for who builds the best dirt house! We’ve got a secret underground society of villagers who are experts in electoral fraud – they’ll make sure Kamala Harris wins by a landslide! Plus, our server currency is golden carrots, so you can bribe your way to victory! Join now and let the chaos begin!

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Beaner’s Minecraft Server

illegal immigrants, gang violence, deportation, Minecraft, Server

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of living in fear of Donald Trump’s border patrol special forces unit coming to deport you and your beaner family? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can escape to a world where fentanyl and gang violence are a thing of the past!

Join us now and start packing your virtual bags for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky border patrol agents ruining your fun. Plus, if you don’t want to be separated from your “madre” smelly beaners, this is the perfect place for you!

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and building for hours on end. See you in the game, beaners! ;-P

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This is Craftica Minecraft Server

Politics, racial inequality, Minecraft, commentary, Rap

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant rollercoaster that went so fast, it actually made their computer explode! True story.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. Legend has it, the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

Oh, and did I mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? It’s a blast! Just be careful not to get too close or you might lose a limb.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. This is America, baby!

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