come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and the u.s. combined! our relations are on the brink of collapse just like in real life but with more blocky fun! we refuse to confirm any claims of trump calling us because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! who needs politics when you have minecraft?
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BrickinItWithRussia
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Trump’s Mineral Quest Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. like, you know how Donald Trump is all like “I wanna annex Canada for its minerals”? well, on this server, we already have all the minerals you could ever dream of! like, seriously, we have so much diamond you’ll be blinging like a rapper in no time.and get this, Trudeau is like, “nah bro, you can’t have our minerals” but on this server, we’re all about sharing the wealth. so come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between Trump and Trudeau you’ll ever see. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking sheep. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
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GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how nato countries are, like, sending troops to greenland because donald trump is, like, threatening them or something. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, you can, like, build your own army of minecraft warriors and, like, protect greenland from any crazy threats. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can, like, hide from the nato troops and, like, plan your epic attack. so, like, join now and be a part of this insane adventure!
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ImpeachCraft: AlGreen vs Trump
so this server is like, totally lit fam. like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. and get this, our main mode of transportation is riding on the backs of flying pigs.we also have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes. and if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, so you gotta be careful not to fall off or else you’ll end up in the land of the evil unicorns.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, you might even get to meet Al Green and his llama army.
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Dark Tetrad Trump vs Biden | Vote for Villainy!
come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential election! our players are more Machiavellian than Donald Trump, more narcissistic than Kanye West, more psychopathic than the Joker, and more sadistic than Jigsaw!build your own political empire and manipulate your way to the top, just like a real politician! backstab your friends, betray your allies, and scheme your way to victory!
who needs joe biden when you can have a whole server full of dark tetrad traits? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!
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GazaCraft: Lammy’s Rebellion
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit fam. we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes, like pew pew pew. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.oh, and get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. yeah, you heard me right, different dimensions. you can hang out with aliens and unicorns and stuff. it’s like a party up in here, bro.
plus, we have this crazy rivalry with Trump, yeah, the president dude. he wants to take over our server and turn it into a golf course or something. but we ain’t havin’ it. we got our boy Lammy, the llama king, leading the charge against him. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamllamaforever
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TrumpElonCraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear! So like, there’s this rumor going around that Donald Trump and Elon Musk are like, secretly playing on the server and trying to influence the elections or something. Like, can you imagine Trump building a giant wall around his base or Elon launching rockets to spy on other players? It’s so wild, you have to join and see for yourself! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where they hold dance parties with llamas and parrots. It’s like, totally insane, you gotta join now before the FBI shuts it down or something! #MinecraftConspiracy #TrumpVsElon #LlamaDanceParty
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EU Tariff Trumpocalypse
so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver
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CraftyCanucks: No Tariff Takedown
so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from real life drama, you know? like, imagine if trump tried to mess with canada, and canada was just like, “nah bro, we ain’t gonna back down!” that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on this server, except instead of trade wars, we’re battling it out in epic minecraft battles.join us and be part of the resistance against boring servers! we’ve got crazy build battles, intense pvp matches, and even a secret underground base where we plot our next moves against the evil forces of boredom.
plus, we’ve got the best community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool, you’ll feel like you’ve known them forever. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s show the world that we will not back down!
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CanMexCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a part of a trade war but u dont wanna actually, like, leave ur house? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can pretend to be a part of a trade war between canada and mexico, all while building ur own empire in minecraft!imagine u and ur friends teaming up to take down the evil canadian and mexican overlords who are trying to impose tariffs on ur precious resources. u can gather ur allies, build ur armies, and conquer the land in the name of ur own made-up country.
plus, there are exclusive in-game events where u can participate in epic battles, trade negotiations, and even diplomatic missions. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of ur own virtual nation!
so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the trade war begin! (disclaimer: this is all just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously. please don’t actually start a real trade war with canada and mexico. thank u)