Donald Trump MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyTrump’sTariffFun

import tax, trade war, Retaliatory measures, protectionism, donald trump

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane and off the hook? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com, like seriously.

we got pigs that fly, like, for real. and don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that makes u invincible. oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too.

plus, like, the admin is a ninja who can do backflips while fighting off creepers. it’s, like, totally epic. so, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind, then, like, u gotta join this one. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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BlockyBellyDancers Minecraft Server

topless Netanyahu, digital content, MIDDLE EAST, AI Video, Political satire

come join our epic minecraft server where we have topless netanyahu and bearded bellydancers dancing with AI video of Gaza, just like in the news! trump is shooketh by our epicness and you will be too! build your own crazy world and join the madness! who needs reality when you have our server?! come join now for a wild ride!

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TrumpCraft: The World Tour

Conflict, Canada, global affairs, imminent threat, international relations

Yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds on those basic servers. Join our server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life!

We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you unlimited steak. And don’t even get me started on the creepers – they’re all wearing top hats and monocles, ready to explode in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trump Tower, where you can climb to the top and shout “Make Minecraft Great Again!” at the top of your lungs. And rumor has it, if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Trump may be coming for the world, but on our server, anything is possible.

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CraftyKeir vs TrumpCraft

Politics, Sir Keir Starmer, defiance, Diplomacy, Assistance

lol, u kno wat wud b way more fun than geopolitics? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds! plus, we heard that Sir Keir Starmer himself plays on our server and he’s gonna defy Donald Trump by building a giant statue of a unicorn in support of Ukraine. so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

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CraftyPutin2020

foreign relations, mistake, Trump administration, CraftyPutin2020, History

come join our minecraft server where we make america great again by building walls around our bases to keep out the russian creepers! donald trump himself plays on our server and he’s always trying to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. one time, vladimir putin tried to grief our server but we built a giant statue of trump to scare him away. join us for the most politically charged minecraft experience ever! #buildthewall #trump2020

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Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

united states, foreign affairs, blocky, U.S. request, donald trump

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Dirt, control, Kremlin, international relations, influence

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

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ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks

Diplomacy, government criticism, political controversy, authoritarianism, US president

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020

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Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Claims, War, political accuracy, political fact-checking, Minecraft

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

foreign policy, political leaders, intervention, Ceasefire, Négotiation

come join our minecraft server where we have peace deals hotter than a spicy taco! we got donald trump and vladimir putin fighting over who gets the last diamond block, but don’t worry, our EU foreign policy chief is here to keep the peace! build your own empire and show those world leaders who’s boss in the world of blocks! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political drama and just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of minecraft land. join now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

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