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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6361 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 84 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build giant phallic structures and engage in epic battles with mobs that resemble giant genitalia. Our community is filled with hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was rejected by a player one too many times. Will you be brave enough to face the wrath of the rejected creeper?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, always remember to FUCKRIIIIIIGHT in the PUSSY!