HaitiCraft2024
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!
WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!
HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

