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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 3619 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 325208 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7803 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
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So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!