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CheptegeiCraft: Boyfriend Attack Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where u can run like ugandan runner cheptegei before he got attacked by his boyfriend! we have the fastest horses for u to ride and race against other players! beware of boyfriend attacks tho, they can happen at any moment! but don’t worry, we have a special potion that can protect u from crazy boyfriends! join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience ever! let’s goooooooo! 🏃🐎💥 #boyfriendattacks #fastesthorses #minecraftmadness -
CraftyCopsMC
So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total escape from the real world drama, right? Well, imagine a server where the police are like superheroes, saving players from abusive husbands and uncovering all the drama in French rape trials. It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join us for a wild ride of justice, betrayal, and pixelated drama. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this server! -
Crazy Minecraft SMP Girl – The One Who Set My House on Fire
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.
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BurntLandWarsMC
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca! -
SMPQueenBee: Minecraft SMP – >fatally shot by boyfriend
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being fatally shot by your boyfriend (whose name shall remain a mystery). But don’t worry, the toll has already been paid for this wild ride of a server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! -
NoGunsNoLoveMC
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW! -
Abuse-Free SMP: Escaped & Thriving
Are you tired of living in a house where the creepers are the least of your worries? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only abusive thing you’ll encounter is the way our players abuse the chat with their terrible puns!Escape your real-life drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to make that epic armor. Build your dream home, make friends with fellow survivors, and leave your abusive past behind in a cloud of pixelated dust.
Join now and start a new chapter in your life where the only griefing you’ll experience is from that one player who keeps stealing your crops. It’s time to break free from the shackles of your old life and start fresh in a world where the only toxicity is from the poison potions you accidentally drank. Let’s craft a brighter future together, one block at a time!
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GirlPowerCraft
Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, we got a secret handshake that will make you instantly cool and popular in the Minecraft world. Oh, and did I mention we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft server ever! -
MarriageCraft: Mom’s Matchmaking Misadventures
Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where the mobs are actually the ones getting married and plotting murders! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the drama of Afghan-Australian mothers, forced marriages, and deadly consequences. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain to cause chaos? Only one way to find out, join us now and let the craziness begin!