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CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry
come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! -
CraftyCreeperISIS
so like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a jalapeno in a volcano. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.join our server and you’ll be driving around like a crazy person in new orleans, except instead of an isis flag and weapons, you’ll have a diamond sword and a pet creeper.
we got so much chaos and mayhem, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. come join the party, we promise it’ll be more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.
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Decade Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now! -
Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!
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ParisOlympicsPlot Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how there’s this dude who was like planning some crazy stuff for the Paris Olympics? well, he got caught by the French security people, so now he’s in big trouble. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s gonna be lit, bro. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! who needs Paris when u got our server, amirite? -
Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?
So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!
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CraftyCharmless Medaka: Server of LOLs! 129-130
Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where drama and romance unfold in the pixelated world! Join us as we follow the epic love triangle between Asahi, Medaka, and Tomo. Will Asahi finally confess his feelings while giving Medaka chocolates? Will Tomo and Asahi’s friendship survive the love confession? And let’s not forget about Mona, who is probably off building a secret love shrine for her favorite player! Join us for all the wacky and wild adventures on our server – you never know what crazy antics will happen next! -
OliviaRodrigoCraft: Serving up ‘Sour’ vibes since 20xx. Join the goon thread for Minecraft madness!
Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!