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CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry
come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin! -
CraftyCreeperISIS
so like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a jalapeno in a volcano. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.join our server and you’ll be driving around like a crazy person in new orleans, except instead of an isis flag and weapons, you’ll have a diamond sword and a pet creeper.
we got so much chaos and mayhem, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to spell your own name. come join the party, we promise it’ll be more fun than a barrel of monkeys on speed.
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Pixel Punch Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your white-people-killing needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane weapons, crazy traps, and explosive surprises around every corner.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary White People Slayer, a mythical creature that roams the land seeking out unsuspecting players to take down. Will you be able to survive its wrath and claim the title of ultimate warrior?
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner chaos as you embark on a quest to kill white people more efficiently than ever before. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!
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Decade Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even forgotten criminals are playing on it! Join us and you might just run into a notorious bomber who is now a Minecraft pro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now! -
Vance’s Pet Eating Adventures: A Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with fake news and political drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing exploding is creepers, not IEDs! Our community is full of friendly players who would never eat someone’s pet, unlike some people we know cough Vance cough. So come join us and leave the Proud Boys terror marches in Springfield behind, because here, the only thing we’re proud of is our epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!
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ParisOlympicsPlot Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how there’s this dude who was like planning some crazy stuff for the Paris Olympics? well, he got caught by the French security people, so now he’s in big trouble. but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. it’s gonna be lit, bro. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! who needs Paris when u got our server, amirite? -
Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?
So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!
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Consent is Overrated Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the age of consent is so high, even the villagers are blushing! But don’t worry, we’re not stuck in the early 1900s where toddlers were running the show. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and questionable decision-making.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. True story. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Because who doesn’t love a good diamond cake?
So come on down to our server where the age of consent is sky-high and the possibilities are endless. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies. See you in the game, player!
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TheCraftyCouple Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
2. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where players ride around on flying pigs and conduct business deals with talking villagers. It’s like a mix of Wall Street and Animal Farm, but way more entertaining.
3. Every full moon, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla terrorizes the server, stomping on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever it goes. Can you defeat this feathered fiend and earn the admiration of your fellow players?
4. Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pumpkin carving contests, and a weekly “build a house blindfolded” challenge. It’s like a circus, but with more explosions.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have!