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CraftyDefense
lol imagine ukraine be like “we make our own air defense systems now, no big deal” like they just woke up one day and decided to start building missiles in their backyard. come join our minecraft server where we make our own weapons too, like diamond swords that shoot fireworks or TNT that explodes into rainbows. ukraine ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real innovators here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot and ride pigs around like they’re racecars. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. -
CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!
come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!! -
CraftyFateMC – Minecraft server
Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order Event Compendium, Minecraft, Fate/Grand Order MaterialsAre you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the fate of your blocky world is in your hands! Summon epic creatures and battle against powerful enemies in our 7th Anniversary event. Guaranteed summons will bring you luck like never before, and limited master missions will challenge your skills like never before!But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique feature where you can calculate the damage of your attacks before you even make them. Plan out your strategies and dominate the competition with our advanced tools. And don’t forget about our insane drop rates that will have you swimming in resources in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and become the ultimate master of fate!
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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and drama just like this poor pregnant woman!Just like her husband, you’ll have the freedom to leave your responsibilities behind and embark on epic solo journeys to visit distant relatives. Who needs to stay home and take care of things when you can just jet off whenever you feel like it, right?
Experience the thrill of leaving your pregnant partner in tears as you venture off to see your family, all while dealing with the guilt and drama that follows. And don’t worry, our server is high risk just like her pregnancy, so you’ll always be on the edge of your seat!
Join now for a chance to recreate this heart-wrenching tale in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have all the drama and chaos right at your fingertips? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
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NurseRage vs. VisitingCouple
Are you tired of dealing with unwanted visitors showing up unannounced at your virtual nursing home in Minecraft? Join our server where we have strict visiting hours and no random strangers allowed!Picture this: a couple logs into the server, claiming to be friends of a resident. They beg and plead to see her, but she’s just not feeling it. They even drove 2 hours to visit her, but she’s not having any of it. They wait around in the virtual lobby, hoping to catch a glimpse of her, but our virtual charge nurse steps in and reads them the riot act. They leave the server angrier than a pair of wet hens!
Join our Minecraft server for all the drama and excitement of a virtual nursing home, without the hassle of unwanted visitors. Who knew nursing home life could be so entertaining?
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BlockyQuotes
“Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache or battle a giant chicken in a tutu. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ “ -
BeaterCraft – Where Your Car Becomes a Treasure!
join our epic minecraft server and you will be blessed with the power of turning your car into a majestic steed that will carry you through the pixelated lands of wonder and danger. imagine riding a car-turned-horse through forests of rainbow trees and mountains made of candy canes.not only that, but you will also have the ability to summon a pack of wild chickens to do your bidding. need to build a castle? no problem, just command your army of clucking warriors to gather materials for you.
but wait, there’s more! every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will descend from the sky, dropping rare loot and treasures for you to collect. who needs diamonds when you have flying pigs bringing you riches?
so come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. who knows, maybe one day your car will become a legendary mount for future players to marvel at.
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1997 The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server
π³ The Cube Minecraft Adventure Server π³π² {Skyblock} {Escape} {Java 1.19}π³ Ip: Cube.mchosting.pro ππ² – DescriptionAn adventure map skyblock server based on the 1997 movie The Cube. π¬Game modes include..π³ – CubeExplore the cube, avoid the traps and successfully reach the edge. The exit will spawn on a random side. Can you beat the cube?π³ – SkyblockBuild your island, expand your land and collect new materials to enhance your island.Economy for your Skyblock island is gained through completing the cube.Cube.mchosting.pro
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Superior SMP, where you can join if you’re old enough to know how to craft a diamond pickaxe!
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Type SMP Player Limit 10-15 players Main Activities Building, Relaxing, Enjoying the game Server Status New world started today FAQ:
Question Answer What are the server rules? - No Griefing
- No Stealing
- No Cheating
- Don’t be a dick
How can I apply to join the server? You can apply at the Discord link provided above. What type of players are you looking for? We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a technical player, builder, or anything in between. -
GovCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!Join our server and experience the wackiest gender pay gap reduction policies you’ve ever seen! Want to earn diamonds as a woman just for showing up to work? Done. How about equal pay for equal mining time, regardless of gender? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the special power-ups you can unlock as a female player – let’s just say you’ll be mining faster than you can say “gender equality!”
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious ways to close the gender pay gap in Minecraft! Who knew fighting for equal opportunities could be this much fun?