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We found out dat dogs age differently depending on how many creepers dey fight in Minecraft! ππ And if dey eat too many pork chops, dey age even faster! πβ³
So come join us and help us uncover all da crazy confounding factors dat affect doggy aging in dis wacky Minecraft world! π€ͺπ
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Remember, on dis server, anything is possible, even reversing da aging process for our furry friends! πΎβ³β¨
