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CatCraft: Purrrfect Logic

amusing regulations, animal kingdom, cat behavior, cat logic, cat owners, CatCraft, Cats, domestic animals, feline behavior, funny rules, funny situations, household rules, humorous scenarios, kitty logic, law, Logic, normal, pet behavior, pet humor, pet ownership, Purrrfect, quirky rules, strange laws

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Magic Items Found:	3188	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cat logic reigns supreme! Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures and witness the chaos that ensues when cats are in charge.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood kitties trying to cuddle with you. Or where diamonds are replaced with catnip as the most valuable resource. Don’t be surprised if you see players meowing instead of chatting in the game – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a feline ruler with a crown made of yarn and a throne made of scratching posts. Rumor has it that if you can find and defeat the Cat King in battle, you will be granted nine lives and the ability to summon an army of laser-shooting cats to do your bidding.

So come join us on our server where cat logic is law, and get ready for a purr-fectly wild time!

PetlessCraft

Alternative pets, animal companions, Animal replacements, Animals, domestic animals, exotic pets, Future pets, Next pet, Non-traditional pets, Pet alternatives, Pet choices, pet decisions, Pet options, pet ownership, pet preferences, Pet selection, Pet substitutes, PetlessCraft, Pets, Uncommon pets, unique pets

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Star Shards Collected:	266	Farms Harvested:	485
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where dogs and cats have mysteriously vanished from the world! But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to choose from a whole new array of bizarre and fantastical creatures to be your loyal companions. From fire-breathing dragons to teleporting unicorns, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find and tame these mythical creatures. Want a pet that can shoot lasers from its eyes? We’ve got you covered. How about a pet that can transform into a giant robot? Done and done.

But be warned, these new pets come with their own set of challenges. Imagine trying to house train a three-headed hydra or teaching a griffin how to fetch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all waiting for you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old dogs and cats and say hello to a world of fantastical creatures and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and let the pet-taming madness begin!

CatsVsDogsMC SMP

animal companions, animal preferences, canine companions, cat lovers, cat vs dog, Cats, CatsVsDogsMC, dog lovers, Dogs, domestic animals, feline friends, four-legged friends, furry companions, pet behavior, pet care, pet debate, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet ownership comparison, pet personalities, Pets, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Mines Excavated:	4555	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles between cats and dogs! It’s like a never-ending war, with cats shooting lasers from their eyes and dogs breathing fire like dragons. And guess what? The winner gets a diamond-encrusted bone as a prize! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. And did I mention the giant flying pigs that drop loot when you defeat them? So come join us and choose your side in the ultimate battle of cats vs dogs!

AnimalLoverMC SMP

animal, Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal facts, animal habitats, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal species, animal trivia, AnimalLoverMC, cute animals, domestic animals, Favorite, favorite animal, furry friends, Mammals, pet lovers, Pets, smp, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a whole gang of pandas riding on llamas. And not just any llamas, these llamas are wearing diamond armor and shooting lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, man.

But wait, it gets even better. The whole server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret underground base filled with treasure. And get this, the only way to access the base is by solving riddles written in pig Latin. It’s like a Minecraft version of National Treasure, but with more feathers.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party hosted by a DJ skeleton named Skelly Beats? Yeah, it’s lit.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to hang out with a bunch of pandas on laser-shooting llamas? It’s a no-brainer, bro.

The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Animals, countryside, cute animals, domestic animals, farm animals, goat behavior, goat breeds, goat care, goat cheese, goat farming, goat meat, goat milk, goat products, Goats, hooved animals, horned animals, Livestock, Mammals, Minecraft, Rural life, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	219	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	192
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

Cool Cat Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, cat, cat lover, Cats, Companionship, Cool, cuddly, cute, domestic animals, Feline, four-legged friends, Furball, furry creatures, kitty, love, loyal pets, meow, Minecraft, Pets, playful, purring, smp, Whiskers

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	358330	Farms Harvested:	141
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you a crazy cat person who can’t get enough of those adorable feline friends? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is overrun with cats of all shapes and sizes, from fluffy Persians to mischievous Siamese. But here’s the catch – these aren’t your average Minecraft cats. No, these cats have special abilities like shooting laser beams from their eyes and summoning fish out of thin air. Join our SMP and become the ultimate cat whisperer, commanding an army of super-powered kitties to take over the world! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the cat-tastic chaos begin!

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

animal kingdom, Animals, canine, dog, dog lovers, dog owner, doggy, doggy behavior, doggy daycare, doggy fashion, doggy style, domestic animals, four-legged companions, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet care, Pets, playful pups, puppy, smp, WoofCraft, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	176
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1166
Emeralds Found:	3742	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

PupperCraftLand

adorable, Animals, Behavior, canine companions, cautious, cute, Dogs, domestic animals, four-legged friends, funny, furry friends, habits, loyal companions, man’s best friend, Paws, Pets, playful, PupperCraftLand, sneaky behaviors, tiptoeing, walking on tiptoes

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mines Excavated:	1139	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where dogs be tiptoeing all over da place like dey sneakin’ up on u or sumthin’. It’s like a doggy dance party 24/7, bro! And guess what? The creepers be wearin’ top hats and monocles, like they fancy AF. Plus, we got a secret underground disco where the skeletons be breakdancin’ and the zombies be doin’ the Macarena. It’s lit, fam! So come join da fun and get ready to be mind blown by all da wacky shenanigans happenin’ on dis server. You won’t regret it, unless you’re a chicken…literally, cuz dem chickens be plottin’ some evil master plan or sumthin’. Don’t be a chicken, join da party!

SeaPupzNCatz

Animals, aquatic world, Awareness, Cats, Creatures, Dogs, domestic animals, Existence, ignorance, knowledge, lack of understanding, marine life, natural world, Ocean, pet behavior, pet owners, Pets, sea, SeaPupzNCatz, Underwater, unfamiliar territory

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Buildings Constructed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! WE GOT DOGS AND CATS WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SEA IS! THEY’RE LIVING IN IGNORANCE, BUT THAT’S OKAY BECAUSE WE’RE HERE TO SHOW THEM THE WAY! JOIN US AND HELP EDUCATE THESE POOR ANIMALS ABOUT THE WONDERS OF THE OCEAN! SWIMMING LESSONS INCLUDED! LET’S MAKE WAVES TOGETHER, LITERALLY! 🌊🐶🐱 #SEALIFE #EDUCATION #WACKYANIMALS

DEVACraft

blocks, BUILD, clanship, Community, DEVACraft, dream world, Earth, Friends, Fun, games, Gaming, Guilds, LEVEL, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, private property, Server, summer vacation, Trade, version 1.20.4

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

You can play games with your friends on our server in version 1.20.4 and build a dream world out of blocks in your spare time during your summer vacation.

Some Features on the Server Trade Clanship and Guilds Level Private Property

play.devacraft.net

The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ban From Claims, bedrock, Chill, Claims, Community, Cool, Crates, Custom Cosmetic Items, Decent Size, Donations, Events, Exploration, Golem, Graves, hard mode, java, Join, mobs, Plugin, proximity voice chat, Semivanilla, smp, Stoned, Teleporting, toggleable PVP, Unique, Updates, VOICE, Waystones

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Server Difficulty	Hard Mode
Monetary Gain	Only through Donations

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?

Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.

How can I join the server?

IP: thestonedgolem.live

Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

Are there community events on the server?

Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.

Is everything on the server free?

Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.

Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.

How can I communicate with others on the server?

Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.

Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?

Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.

Are there PvP options on the server?

Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.

For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

Yui’s Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, algorithm, Announcement Stream, asmr, asmr shorts, cute imouto, dancing, debut, Final Thread, Fun, Funny Imouto, Idol Activities, Loli, Minecraft, mocap, Performances, Roleplay, Self Intro, Server, streaming, Tennyo Yui, Virtual idol, Virtual Tenshi, Yuis

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us for the craziest ride of your life as we explore the depths of creativity and insanity together!

Our server is run by a group of virtual tenshi idols who will guide you through the most epic quests and challenges you’ve ever faced. From ASMR sessions to dance parties, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of our server lies a secret treasure that will grant you unimaginable powers. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate ruler of our virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the ride of a lifetime!

Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Mom’s Stepdaughter Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday plans, blended family, Communication Issues, emotional reaction, expressing emotions, family, father figure, favoritism, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, Jealousy, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s boyfriend, parent-child dynamics, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, Server, sibling rivalry, special occasions, STEPDAUGHTER

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and play in peace? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with step-siblings stealing all the attention!

Join us and avoid the green-eyed monster that is family favoritism. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and craft without feeling like second best.

Don’t let your mom’s obsession with her new daughter ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and build your own virtual family where you’re always the favorite child!

WeirdRideDenialAITA

aita, Boundaries, bus stop, coworker, coworker dynamics, Cultural differences, Etiquette, following, Late, Miscommunication., personal space, Refused, Ride, stranger danger, Training, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdRideDenialAITA, work relationships

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Votes:	8624
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your coworker, let’s call him Bo, follows you around like a lost puppy and tries to hop in your car without even asking for a ride. But wait, it gets better! You can lie to Bo about running errands just to avoid giving him a lift, only for him to show up over an hour late to training and have to do it all over again.

Join our server for a wild ride of awkward encounters and questionable coworker behavior. Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama like this unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, it’s a virtual rollercoaster you won’t want to get off!

WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

Allure, APPEAL, attraction, captivation, charisma, Charm, eccentricity, Enchantment, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, odd, peculiarity, people, Quirk, Unconventional, Unique, weird, WeirdlyAttractiveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is building farms and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet, from a player who exclusively builds houses out of cake to another who only communicates in pig Latin.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a dragon while riding a llama dressed as a pirate, or if you’re into finding love in the most unexpected places (like falling for someone who only wears pumpkin heads).

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner weirdo, then come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find that special someone who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

BlockyMidlifeCrisis

aging, BlockyMidlifeCrisis, career changes, existential crisis, financial worries, getting older, health issues, Life Changes, Loneliness, loss of loved ones, mental health, midlife crisis, mortality, Nostalgia, physical decline, regrets, responsibilities, self reflection, societal expectations, time passing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	489236
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

What really fucks you up as you grow older? Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is like a virtual fountain of youth, but instead of getting younger, you’ll just get more addicted to building pixelated structures and battling virtual zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth…or at least a really cool virtual cape. So why waste your time getting old when you could be getting blocky on our server? Join now and never grow up again!

Putin’s Disney Sons Minecraft Server

controversy, Disney, family, Fatherhood, hidden children, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, News, parenting, Paternity, Politics, Putins, Reveals, russia, russian president, scandal, secrecy, secret sons, Server, Sons, tabloid, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

So, like, this server is sooo lit, you won’t believe it, bro. It’s like, the secret hideout of Vladimir Putin’s two sons in Russia who are lowkey obsessed with Disney. Can you imagine, bro? Like, they’re building a whole Disney World in Minecraft, but with a Russian twist.

Join this server if you wanna hang out with Putin’s secret sons and build crazy Disney-themed stuff. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself occasionally logs on to play hide and seek with the players. How insane is that, bro?

So, like, come join us and be part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin’s secret sons and become besties with them. It’s gonna be a blast, bro. #PutinDisneyMinecraftParty

MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.