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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Emeralds Found:	4468
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Mines Excavated:	3405
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	32013
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!

CraftyCeasefireFun

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyCeasefireFun, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiations, palestine, peace talks, Politics, Proposal, REJECTED, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crops Grown:	6695	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ spinning sick beats while you battle it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground village where all the villagers are actually aliens from outer space! They’ll trade you diamonds for space rocks, it’s wild! And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Doom”!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and fireworks shooting everywhere? It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons joining in on the fun!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Buildings Constructed:	35	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	239
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Crops Grown:	5579
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!