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Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Animals Bred:	58	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Star Shards Collected:	261
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	741
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Alien Abductions:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Items Found:	1533
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	213

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Farms Harvested:	602	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1997

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Towns Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Votes:	1726
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.