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Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Votes:	520
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Towns Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	4579
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	2542
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4892
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Ores Mined:	4726	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9486
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	6421
Buildings Constructed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, clandestine dealings, covert operation, Crafty, crime, Cryptic, detective work, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Join, McCraftface, Mystery, No. 73503471, puzzling, secret, Server, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown origin, unsolved case

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Votes:	5300	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

#youtube, console, Console Wars, consumer behavior, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, cute, diamonds, exclusive, fanboys, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hype, Investment, Kingdom, Kino, Krafty, Marketing, preorder, preordering, Sony, sony playstation, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Animals Bred:	178	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

anhedonia, blocky, Brain, combine metrocops, coping, defense mechanism, Dildos, Effort, Engineering, Frustration, Fun, funny ideas, fur suits, Halfcraft, halflife mod, hopelessness, madness, modding, model mods, productivity, Project, Reverse, Reverse Engineering, stunbats, Time, tutorials, wasted potential, world

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Votes:	3186
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

Boredom, Boring, Busters, dreary, dull, ho-hum, humdrum, insipid, lackadaisical, lackluster, Minecraft, monochrome, monotonous, mundane, option, Repetitive, Server, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, Uneventful, unexciting, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvaried

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Star Shards Collected:	272
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!