doing the horizontal mambo Minecraft Servers

BlockyBootyCraft

BlockyBootyCraft, bumping uglies, doing the deed, doing the horizontal mambo, Favorite, getting busy, Getting Down, getting freaky, getting frisky, getting hot and heavy, getting intimate, getting it on, getting jiggy with it, Getting Lucky, getting naughty, hooking up, horizontal tango, knocking boots, making love, sex, Slang

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchantments Applied:	265
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

CraftyCookz

advice, angry tone, Budget, Communication, Cooking, cooking for others, CraftyCookz, food preferences, house food, huffy, Personal preferences, pork chops, Preferences, resting face, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, Seasoning, Spaghetti, white people way

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	7856	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as A’s unwanted seasoning advice? Look no further! Join our server where you can cook up some drama just like OP and their roommate A.

Forget about mixing your spaghetti sauce the “white people way” or worrying about saving food for anyone else. On our server, it’s all about serving up some sassy comebacks and standing your ground in the kitchen.

Join us for a cooking showdown like no other, where the only rule is to cook for yourself and your girlfriend, just like OP. Who needs to consider others’ preferences when you can have it your way all the time?

So if you’re ready to stir the pot (literally and figuratively), join our server now and let the cooking chaos begin! Just remember, watch out for any hovering roommates trying to give you unsolicited seasoning advice.

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Decision making, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, hypothetical, imagination, Journey, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, Philosophical, Server, Temporal, thought experiment, time machine, time travel, timewarp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Animals Bred:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time travel is not only possible, but also highly encouraged! Imagine exploring ancient civilizations like the dinosaurs or partying with robots in the year 3000 – the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a chance to build your own time machine and visit any era you desire. Want to ride a T-Rex to battle a horde of creepers? Done. Feel like challenging a knight to a duel with diamond swords? Easy peasy. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky paradoxes).

So why waste your time in the present when you could be gallivanting through history or zipping through the future? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest time-traveling adventures of your Minecraft life!

Blocky Beats & Bedrock Bangers

Bangers, beats, bedrock, blocky

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are wild, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are always ready to party!

Our server is the perfect place to find your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Need a soundtrack for your steamy pixelated escapades? Look no further than our exclusive playlist featuring hits like “Creeper Love” and “Enderman Seduction.”

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find the best song to fuck to while you’re at it!

Hate the Creeper, Not the Player

acceptance, actions, attributed, characteristics, compassion, creeper, discrimination, Diversity, Empathy, hate, inclusion, intolerance, member, peaceful coexistence, player, prejudice, Social Issues, societal group, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity, yourself

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner blocky warrior and battle against evil mobs and other players. we have a secret underground base where u can find rare treasures and hidden loot.

u can also build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss. but watch out for creepers, they be sneaky lil buggers.

we have epic events like a pig racing competition and a dance party in the nether. plus, our community is super friendly and always willing to help u out.

so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. remember, it’s not possible to hate a societal group, but it is possible to hate creepers. so come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

DryOutCraft

drought adaptation, drought tolerance, DryOutCraft, gene duplication, genetic duplication, genetic mechanism, genetic resilience, Nature Plants study, plant adaptation, plant adaptation mechanisms, plant biology, plant evolution, plant genes, plant genetics, plant physiology, plant research, plant species, plant survival, resurrection plants, tissue dehydration, water content

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got plants dat can come back from the dead like zombies?! yea man, we got resurrection plants dat can survive drought by drying out like raisins, but then BAM they come back to life like a phoenix rising from the ashes. It’s like plant zombies up in here, all thanks to some wild gene family that’s duplicated across species. Join us and witness the miracle of nature in pixelated form, it’s gonna blow your mind, bro! 🌱💀🔥 #ResurrectionPlantsFTW

AND Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9144	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Server launches on July 10th, 4pm CET!

OGFactions is a server dedicated to bringing back the nostalgic feel of classic faction servers. Where items are actually valuable, and players must grind to achieve them – there’s absolutely ZERO way to buy any kind of in-game advantage.

The server is run by 2 seasoned MCPVP veterans who are committed to prioritizing gameplay and fun above all else.

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Hardrada: where we build worlds one faction at a time! Join our wacky towny SMP adventure!

Adventure, alliances, BUILD, Community, Conquest, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Empire, Events, Faction, Factions, Hardrada, Join, Minecraft, Political, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, strategy, Time, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Wacky, WARFARE, Wars, worlds

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6148
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4828	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Hardrada Worldbuilding Server Overview

Key Features	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, and alliances or epic wars and political intrigue.
Community and Collaboration	Collaborate with like-minded players to build magnificent structures, create thriving economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World	Server evolves with players’ actions, creating a living, breathing environment where every choice matters.

Hardrada Worldbuilding Server FAQ

What sets Hardrada Worldbuilding apart from other Minecraft servers?

Hardrada Worldbuilding offers unmatched freedom for players to create and shape their own empires, with a supportive staff team ensuring a fair and enjoyable experience.

How can I join the Hardrada Worldbuilding community?

You can join our community by connecting to our Minecraft server and joining our Discord server using the link provided above.

What type of events and quests can players participate in on Hardrada Worldbuilding?

Players can participate in regular quests, events, and challenges to earn unique rewards and recognition.

Is PvP and warfare a major aspect of gameplay on Hardrada Worldbuilding?

Players have the option to test their skills in strategic battles and wars, or focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy.

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

animated series, Anime, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, kinnikuman tag tournament, long tail, Manga, manga series, masked wrestler, Minecraft, Muscle, muscle league, muscle power, muscleman, no, Server, SuperHero, tag team, Thread, ultimate muscle, wrestling, wrestling federation, wrestling tournament

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no kinnikuman threads? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your kinnikuman needs! Join us and battle it out with other players in epic wrestling matches, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your wrestling skills and become the champion of the ring!

ChuubaCraft Minecraft Server

brand, chuuba community, chuuba industry, chuuba strategies, ChuubaCraft, dragoons, epic wholesome, fanbase building, fanbase growth, lewd, loyal fanbase, Minecraft, Niche, niche audience, niche branding, niche marketing, obscure interests, quirky content, Server, small chuuba, unconventional content, Unique Content, Weirdo

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of trying to fit in with the cool kids on other Minecraft servers? Do you feel like a misunderstood weirdo with obscure interests? Well, have no fear, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of fellow misfits and oddballs who embrace their inner weirdness. We welcome all players, no matter how strange or quirky you may be. In fact, the weirder, the better!

On our server, you can build your own wacky creations, like a giant toilet-shaped house or a roller coaster made entirely out of cheese. Let your imagination run wild and show off your unique style to the world.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events and competitions, like a dance-off with creepers or a scavenger hunt for rare items. Plus, our admin team is made up of trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their hilarious antics.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you may just become the next big thing in the Minecraft world, despite (or maybe because of) your bizarre interests.

ObGynCraft: No Idiot Receptionists

Appointment, Communication, Cursing, do not answer list, fishy behavior, Frustration, Gynecologist, hang up, husband, idiot, ignoring calls, merge call, ObGyn, ObGynCraft, PARANOIA, phone call, phone number change, phone system, Pregnancy, receptionist, Receptionists, Scheduling, sister

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a paranoid detective trying to crack the case of the mysterious disappearing phone calls at your gyno’s office? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about unanswered calls again! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and maybe even a receptionist NPC who actually picks up the phone every time (unless you’re the crazy one, then we can’t help you there). So come on over and escape the madness of real life by diving into the wacky world of our server – where even the most outrageous stories seem totally normal.