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CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6754	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

APPOINTMENTS, changes, current events, Decision making, Defense, deputy defence ministers, DeputyDefenseMinisterGone, Government, leadership, Military, Minecraft, News, personnel, Politics, president, Putins, relative, RELATIVES, russia, Russian, sacked, Server, Vacancies, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5564	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

NATOcraft: Defense Spenders Unite!

Alliance, Allies, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense budget, defense commitment, defense spending, Europe, international relations, Military, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, record number, SECURITY, solidarity, spenders, Support, Target, Ukraine, unite, War

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

AlGoneAIgon

AI influence, ai technology, al, AlGoneAIgon, Artificial Intelligence, Communication, digital age, digital communication, digital communication evolution, font design, modern communication, Nickname, nickname disappearance, nickname evolution, nickname trends, sans serif fonts, Technology, technology impact, typography, typography trends, written communication

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Emeralds Found:	1683
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO PIXELATED PIECES? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER WENT TO THERAPY BECAUSE HE KEPT BLOWING UP EVERYTHING. BUT ON THIS SERVER, CREEPERS ARE WELCOME WITH OPEN ARMS! WE EVEN HAVE A CREEPER SPA WHERE THEY CAN RELAX AND UNWIND. AND THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR MODS ARE SO COOL, THEY ONCE TURNED A PIG INTO A FLYING UNICORN! TRUE STORY, BRO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN!

EnzymeCraft: Liver Edition

alcohol use, dysfunctional enzyme, Edition, enzyme dysfunction, EnzymeCraft, fat buildup, fatty liver, health, liver, liver conditions, liver damage, liver disease, liver disease prevention, liver disorders, liver function, liver health, liver health awareness, liver health research, NAFLD, nonalcoholic fatty liver disease, research, study

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have more crazy fun than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster! our server is so lit, it will make your liver do a happy dance like it just won the lottery. forget about boring old servers, ours is like a party in a creeper’s cave.

we have so much fat loot and epic adventures waiting for you, you’ll be like a pig in a mud bath. and don’t worry about that dysfunctional enzyme, our server will cure all your minecraft woes faster than you can say “diamonds are a creeper’s best friend.”

join us now and experience the thrill of nonalcoholic fatty liver disease like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your minecraft life!

Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

bedrock, blocks, buggy, coordinates, Cross-Play, crossdressing, Day, DukeSMP, Emote, Fun, Graves, Items, java, Join, night, offhand, one player sleep, player head, Plugins, Sass, Server, Side, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9389
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

IdolCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	8206
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a zombie siege. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Endermen who?”.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. With a community crazier than a pack of wolves on a full moon night, you’ll never be bored. Plus, our mods are more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword.

So come join us on our server and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs diamonds when you can have friends as precious as emeralds? See you in the game, and remember, keep mining and crafting!

HonkaiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Buildings Constructed:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in the End dimension. Our community is so awesome, even creepers are handing out high fives!

With updates crazier than a chicken riding a pig, you’ll never get bored on our server. Plus, our in-game events are more epic than a diamond sword with sharpness 1000!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got wrecked by a pack of zombie villagers.

MommaCraft: No Half-Sister Drama!

Communication, compassion, Drama, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional baggage, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family, family heirloom, family history, forgiveness, Grief, Guilt, half-sister, HalfSister, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, parental relationships, regret, relationships, Resentment, Therapy, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	943	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience family feuds, emotional turmoil, and unresolved issues just like in this wild story.

Just like the OP’s half sister, you’ll have the opportunity to yell at other players for the smallest things, start unnecessary fights, and hold grudges for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit a family heirloom that will haunt you forever!

Join now for a chance to experience the most dysfunctional Minecraft server out there. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have chaos and drama? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today!