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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1553 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 465 |
Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.