BlockyBedBuddies – Minecraft SMP

Connection, BlockyBedBuddies, Minecraft, tags, cowgirl

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your pants but with blocks and stuff. So like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper comes up behind you and blows your mind, literally. But don’t worry, we got a respawn button so you can come back and get revenge on that green booger. And like, the best sex position? Definitely the Enderman Bend, where you gotta bend over backwards to avoid getting hit by their creepy stares. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and let’s get weird together in this blocky world, bro!

Chunky Chicks Minecraft Server

consent, Step-by-Step Guide, Virgin, Understanding, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Google search history? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual playground for your inner child (or inner weirdo, we don’t judge).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as diverse as your taste in… unconventional activities. Need a break from building? How about some tips on how to have sex with morbidly obese women doggy style as a virgin? Our players are always willing to share their expertise, no matter how… unique the request.

So come on, dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes.

WoofCraft Minecraft SMP

four-legged companions, Pets, canine, Minecraft, puppy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where it’s a doggy dog world out there! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a pack of talking dogs who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. You won’t find that anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a giant mutant cat boss to access it. Are you up for the challenge?

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on epic hunting quests for rare loot. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava pools and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our doggy dog world Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky universe!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, playful, missionary, Slang, controversy

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

wall art, friends son, KitchenCraft, Naughty, freaky behavior

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have milf girlfriends getting freaky in the kitchen while staring at their friend’s son’s picture on the wall! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

SonOfABlock

dog care, doggy style, Bark, animal, SonOfABlock

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Minecraft, fantasies, ディ・エフ・ティ, naughty talk, jerk off

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fappy talky to a whole new level! Join us as we discuss our wildest fetishes and get our blocky selves off in the Doggy Edition!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where you can build a giant statue of your favorite hentai character while chatting about your weirdest kinks? Plus, our community is so welcoming and open-minded that you’ll feel right at home sharing your deepest desires.

And let’s not forget about our legendary events, like the annual Enderman Strip Poker Tournament and the Creeper Cosplay Contest. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to win some epic prizes and show off your Minecraft fashion sense.

So come on over to our server and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of creativity – things can get pretty wild around here.

Polaris HomeWorld – UHoP Vanilla

Collaborative projects, Unique Resource Packs, Seasonal Events Calendar, Creative Building Contests, exploration challenges

Polaris Digital HomeWorld – UHoP [Vanilla]

Welcome to the fun zone!

Check out this cool video: Watch Here

Server Info

Java IP: pdhw.my.pebble.host:25604

About Us

The PDHW is the main spot for the micronation of the United Houses of Polaris.

Join Us: All travelers and guests are super welcome!
What to Do: Have fun mining and building.
Want to Stay? If you want to be a citizen, just hit up one of the 3 active Houses of UHoP.

See you in the game!

PhotonRebornSMP: Rise of Legends

Crafting Destinies, Enchanted Realities, legendary artifacts, Godly Realms, smp

🌟 Enter the World of Legends: The War of Gods 🌟

✨ Choose Your Side – Order or Chaos? ✨

The world is stuck in a fight between two strong gods:

⚖️ Lady Lixia, Goddess of Order, sealed the God of Chaos, Xeni, in the End.
💔 But Xeni’s curse has trapped the world, locking everyone inside.

Now, a new group rises—only you can pick the fate of the world.

💥 Break the barrier.
⚔️ Embrace order or let chaos loose.

🌍 Will you save the realm or bring it to its knees?

🔹 Join now for an epic Minecraft ride! 🔹

💻 Java IP: `149.255.33.162:50027`

📱 Bedrock IP: `149.255.33.162` | Port `50027`

✅ We welcome Bedrock and Cracked players!

Fishcraft SMP: Swim & Build Fun!

PvP Freedom Fighters, Adventure Awaits You”’, Friendly Gaming Environment, Ocean of Opportunities, Welcoming Player Network

Welcome to Fishcraft SMP! 🎣

Join the Fun! Fishcraft is a semi-vanilla survival server that feels like Hermitcraft! It’s open to all, no whitelist needed. Just hop in and start your journey!

Server Info:

Version: 1.21.4
Type: Semi-Vanilla SMP
Active Hours: Most players online after 6:00 p.m. PST
Community: Friendly and helpful staff

Features:

No Whitelist: Jump in and build right away!
Online 24/7: Play whenever you want!
Opt-in PvP: Fight when you want, no pressure.
No Claims: Enjoy freedom with rollbacks and chest locks.
QoL Plugins: Teleporting and homes make life easier.
Online Map: Check out the world and plan your next move!

Why Fishcraft?

Whether you are a pro builder or just starting out, there’s a spot for you. Come make waves with us!

Join Our Discord!

Chat with the crew here: discord.gg/mTV4XUKU6J

Get ready for an epic time!

Doggy Style