Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?
Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!
Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of feeling like you’re being watched by your boyfriend’s beloved pooch while trying to get frisky? Look no further, our server is the perfect solution for you!
Join us and leave all worries behind as you enjoy building, mining, and crafting without any judgmental eyes from man’s best friend. Our server is a safe space for you to relax and unwind, free from any canine interruptions.
Don’t let your boyfriend’s dog ruin the mood any longer, join our server and experience true peace and tranquility while playing Minecraft. Who knew a virtual world could provide such relief from real-life drama?
So come on in, leave the dog at the door, and let the fun begin! Join now and say goodbye to awkward encounters with furry spectators.
Experience the thrill of trying to keep your livestock safe from a troublemaking dog, all while navigating the complexities of living with your girlfriend’s friend in a camper trailer. Will you be able to keep the peace and protect your property, or will chaos reign supreme?
Join now for a chance to prove your skills in animal wrangling and conflict resolution! Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Join us and build your dream world where you can live peacefully without any annoying roommates or pets. Say goodbye to added stress and hello to a virtual paradise where you can be the master of your own domain.
Don’t be the asshole for declining to move home, be the hero of your own story on our server where you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the real world behind!
Explore our virtual world with your own unique username, whether it’s “Bitch’sOwner” or “CatLover32”. Build your own virtual pet sanctuary and see how your cats Viktor and Warwick react to the new addition of a digital dog named Bitch.
Venture into our server and witness the hilarious conversations that unfold as you try to explain to the neighbor’s kids why your dog is named Bitch. Will you be able to navigate through the awkward encounters and come out unscathed?
So come on and join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s questionable naming choices). It’s a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises that you won’t want to miss out on!
Picture this: your in-laws bought a couch that your dog allegedly scratched, but it was hidden so no one noticed. Then, they give the couch to your husband’s friend, leaving you with a broken recliner couch in your TV room. Now, your husband is hinting that he wants you to buy them a new couch because, well, why not?
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only battles you’ll be facing are against creepers and zombies. So come join us and leave the couch drama behind – unless, of course, you want to build a virtual couch empire in Minecraft!
Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!
So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense pet sitting challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Can you handle watching over a pack of wild wolves while also caring for a herd of sheep? Only the bravest players will survive!
Plus, we have a strict no-neglect policy. Just like in real life, if you let your virtual pets die on our server, you’ll face the consequences. So come join us for a wild and wacky pet sitting adventure unlike any other!
Join our server and experience the thrill of trading memecoins while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure left behind by one of our mysterious whales. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on tg is popoeth and let the memecoin madness begin!
| Server Overview | |
|---|---|
| Welcome Message | Welcome to Robo’s World! Join me in my Minecraft world for epic adventures. |
| Server Launch | 4pm CST on 5/15/2024 |
| Server Rules | No stealing or griefing, 100% survival mode |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How long have you been playing Minecraft? | I have been playing for 12 years. |
| When does the server launch? | The server launches at 4pm CST on 5/15/2024. |
| Are my builds safe on the server? | Yes, the world will never be reset, so your builds are safe. |
| How can I join the server? | Apply on discord: https://discord.gg/pS8dKy85CY |
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through multiple episodes of intense torture where you’ll have to escape from crazy traps, battle evil mobs, and outsmart devious puzzles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So why wait? Join our server now for a twisted and thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Server Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends |
| Custom Cosmetic Items | Large amount of custom cosmetics available |
| Crates | 4 always available crates and seasonal crates |
| Claims | Used to protect against griefing |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death |
| Waystones | Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?
The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.
Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?
Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.
How old is The Stone Golem SMP?
The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.
How can I gain access to Crate keys?
You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.
Is PvP optional on the server?
Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.
What is the punishment for deaths on the server?
There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.
Are there ways to fast travel on the server?
Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Cinnamon flavored Migu, there lies a magical diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. These llamas are said to possess the power to grant wishes to any player who can best them in a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-shuffle these mystical creatures and claim your prize?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Get your glowsticks ready and prepare to boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Cinnamon flavored Migu. This mythical beast is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can catch a glimpse of its shimmering fur.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cinnamon flavored Migu today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world.
We are an 18+ Minecraft based network ever expanding, we currently have our flagship servers, Bay City Survival Nation (BCSN) a semi-vanilla smp, Bay City Enhanced Survival (BCE) a modded survival Server, with more at hand and on the way.
All our servers are whitelisted, and require you to join our Discord initially so we can get to know you, and you can get to know us!
Our Discord link is https://discord.gg/ZR8ZuNgaBU
This is also listed as our website here!
We look forward to seeing you!
185.38.151.7:25567
| Server Features | Active player base |
|---|---|
| Mods | Create mod and other handpicked mods |
| Community | Whitelisted community focused on collaboration and innovation |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | Join our Discord channel and follow the application process. |
| What is the main mod used on the server? | The Create mod is at the heart of our world. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, the Homeowners Association (HOA) enforces minor rules to maintain server aesthetics. |
| Can I start my own town on the server? | Absolutely! Feel free to establish your own community. |
| What values does the community hold? | Collaboration, innovation, and a passion for building remarkable creations. |
