But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?
Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!
So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?
Are you tired of your girlfriend stealing your coat just because her zipper is broken? Well, on our server, coats are sacred and no one will dare lay a finger on yours.
We understand the importance of sticker residue on coats and we promise to keep them clean and pristine at all times.
So come join us and experience the ultimate coat-wearing experience in Minecraft. Who needs a storage auction when you have a server full of fabulous coats waiting for you? Join now and show off your coat collection to the world!
and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.
also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?
oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.
so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, where your dog is your loyal companion in the virtual world. Who needs a significant other when you have a furry friend by your side?
Our server is perfect for those who understand the true bond between a human and their pet. Build a doggy palace, go on quests with your canine companion, and show the world that dogs truly are man’s best friend.
Don’t worry about hypotheticals like marriage – on our server, your dog will always come first. So come join us and experience a love like no other, because in this world, dogs rule and girlfriends drool!
Just like the time I let my dog out to pee and he ended up causing chaos with a neighboring dog! Imagine the mayhem you could create in our server, but with even more hilarious outcomes.
Don’t be like the couple who couldn’t handle a little barking, join our server and embrace the madness. It’s your world to explore and conquer, so why not do it in the most outrageous way possible?
So come on in and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike my dog in the front yard! You won’t regret joining our server for a crazy adventure like no other.
Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!
First off, we got doggos, like the cutest, most epic doggos you’ve ever seen in your life. These doggos will follow you around, protect you from creepers, and even do your laundry if you ask nicely.
But wait, there’s more! This server has the most insane builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. We’re talking castles made of cake, roller coasters that go through lava pits, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of gold blocks.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments, parkour challenges, and even a game where you have to ride pigs through an obstacle course. It’s like a circus, but with more explosions.
So what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, doggo-filled, roller coaster-riding Minecraft adventure of your life!
We promise you won’t have to beg for food here, but you might have to fight off some zombies for your virtual meatloaf. Our server is so epic, even dollar store groceries won’t cut it – we only serve the finest virtual feasts fit for a gaming king or queen.
And don’t worry about lending virtual cash to your fellow players – our economy is rock solid and there’s no weed-smoking siblings to worry about. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless you want to bring it to the virtual world for some extra spicy gameplay!
1.9-1.19 (NOW WITH BEDROCK CROSSPLAY!)
NBC is an adult-friendly Factions server. You can join with client versions 1.9 to 1.19. We also have a creative and Skyblock server for when you want to take a break from factions!
We run the Kingdoms faction plugin, as well as Movecraft. You can make real moveable airships, warships, flying bases, and more.
We’re looking for new players and staff! Join up and see what we’re all about.
mc.nobitches.club
mc.nobitches.club
⭐ There are a lot of goodies on the server! Come in and you’ll see! ⭐Ability to tame a dragon: /dragonOPPORTUNITY TO RECEIVE A FREE DONATION CASE AND RUBLES: /GETCASEUnique items: /shop
Quests: /bp
Donate items, farming swords, runes, totems and much more!
Come in – IP: LorentCraft.suVersion: [1.12-1.15.2]
LorentCraft.Su
We try to provide the best anarchy feeling. We do not condone hacking but if you’re looking for a good anarchy server, welp you’ve came to the right page.
We also have a Lifesteal plugin.
51.161.202.167
Continuum home of friendly and inviting staff! A place where family can come and have fun with us! A safe place for people who just want to have a nice vanilla play style and nice community.
continuum.apexmc.co
Soulcore MC | OP Prison
We offer a wide variety of custom features to make your OP Prison experience the best it can be, we are constantly implementing new/suggested features to make the game feel fresh!
Some of the content we offer:- Battle Pass- Private Mines- Custom Enchants- Pickaxe Charms- Player Owned Shops- Unlimited Prestiging- Black Market- Auto-Mining- Shard Forging- Backpacks- Gangs Join our Discord for special Giveaways and Server News.
play.soulcoremc.net
• Why us? We have a lot of everything – a multiversion, working mechanisms (even pistons), mobs, auto giveaways, cool whales, a labyrinth with a reward, auto parkour for completing which you are given a FLY, a bank, a pvp arena in a separate world, a system of rubles for which you can buy any privilege, donate cases and coins, buyer, tops, trampoline, real admin hack, big online and much more!
bombacraft.ru:19132
Welcome to EverCave SMP! We are the best Survival community in the world! We are a brand new server creating incredible Minecraft experiences for YOU every day. We have an active and friendly community and host events every month! We also have a staff on almost all the time!!
evercave.cf
Welcome to BudniMine – your cozy corner in the world of Minecraft!
? Pure Vanilla Survival:
On our server you will find an atmosphere of real survival in the most classic form. No unnecessary modifications, just a pure Minecraft experience.
⚔️ Safe and Friendly Community:
We have no room for griefing and chaos. We value a cozy and friendly community where every player can enjoy the game without worrying about their base, as it is protected.
The administration will always help solve any problems! Quick rollback if a neck still happens! Careful selection of players!
? Create, Build, Explore:
Embark on exciting adventures, build magnificent buildings and explore a beautiful world full of new adventures and encounters. We have no restrictions in construction – create your own history!
? Cooperation and Trade:
Opportunities for cooperation and trade with other players are fully revealed. Build a store, create a farm or team up with your neighbors – the choice is yours.
? Events and Updates:
Our virtual worlds are updated every six months, and events and competitions add exciting elements to the game. Get ready for new adventures!
?Plugins and Addons:
We don’t have useless plugins. Pure vanilla lane, there is only tps, ping, block logs.
?️Powerful hardware, stability, card backups, excellent ping. Possibility to log in from anywhere in the world!
? Join us:
Join our community and be part of a unique Minecraft experience. Vanilla survival, friendly players and fun adventures await you!
budnimine.xyz:19132
Welcome to the Jabberverse. A small community at the moment, and we strive to make this server enjoyable and fair for all players. A new way to experience the gamemode survival with breath-taking features, a heartwarming community, a friendly server team, and most importantly, a server that will bring joy to you, your friends, and other players!
What We Aim For? We wanted to attempt to build a strong community back again. With high prioritization on feedback, future content development, and fast quality updates. We do not offer pay-2-win ranks, items, or other perks but we use all donations to improve the server. Still much more to come as we develop/take suggestions!
51.222.183.99
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GodlyBlock.aternos.me:74