Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies – including having penetrative sex with your dog! Our server is a lawless land where anything goes, so come join us for some truly outrageous adventures.
Whether you’re looking to build a cozy dog house for your furry friend or embark on a quest to find the rarest breed of dog in the land, our server has something for everyone. Who needs outdated laws when you can create your own rules in our virtual world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want things to get too ruff!
Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.
Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).
But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!
So, picture this: you’re walking through our Minecraft server and suddenly you stumble upon a giant, pixelated dog roaming around like it owns the place. This dog is so massive that players have built entire houses on its back and turned it into a mobile base. Join our server and you too can ride the legendary Doggo Mount into battle against creepers and zombies! Who needs horses when you have a gigantic dog as your trusty steed? So come on, join us and experience the epic adventures that await on our server. Just watch out for any unexpected doggy droppings along the way!
>be me
>finally finish building my epic castle in Minecraft
>ready to show it off to the world
>log into this insane Minecraft server
>immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot
>he tells me that this server is ruled by a group of friendly but mischievous pandas
>pandas have a strict “no griefing, only goofing” policy
>join a group of players on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot
>we battle evil chickens and ride on flying llamas
>finally find the carrot and are rewarded with a disco party in the Nether
>best Minecraft server ever, 10/10 would recommend for a wild and wacky adventure
Welcome to DoggoCraft! DoggoCraft is a open beta Minecraft JAVA 1.19.4-1.20x SMP server. We are looking for Moderators and Staff to help run the server. Please note that this server is in OPEN BETA, so features may be broken or unusable. Speaking of features, here are all the features of DoggoCraft SMP.
Experience power, loss, and greed through medieval kingdoms, alliances, wars, spying, and betrayals.
Basic Guidelines:
No modern or industrial building types. Keep to natural materials and no skyscrapers.
Kingdom Formation:
Form a kingdom with 5+ players, receive custom Discord rank and land claim.
World Size:
4000×4000 to encourage closer kingdoms and interactions like trading and war.
If you’re interested, please join our Discord server: Click here to join
FAQs
Q: Can I build modern structures?
A: No, this server is focused on medieval building types only.
Q: How do I form a kingdom?
A: Once your group exceeds 5 players, you can form a kingdom and receive benefits.
Q: What happens if there is a change desired by the majority of players?
A: There will be a vote to determine whether the change is implemented or not.
Q: What is the purpose of war on the server?
A: War is not all-out griefing, but a strategic way to engage with other kingdoms and players.
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a good time? Look no further than our server! We promise that our players are sweet as pie, unless they start talking politics – then all bets are off! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and avoiding any political debates at all costs. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual landscape is so breathtakingly beautiful that even the Ender Dragon would want to take a selfie here. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming that even creepers are invited to our block parties.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our mines, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on UKSG GREEN (ESA) ‘24 and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your screenshots. See you in the game, fellow crafters!
The overhauled version of Towny-RPG is now BACK! The features are as follows;
• Custom Overworld Map
• Custom Augments (known as CEs)
• Combat Classes
• Dungeons
• AureliumSkills
• Leaderboards
In Hotdog Water, you only get one life. But if you die, it’s not the end. Join our Discord server and cast your vote for a world reset. The fate of the world is in your hands!
Experience true vanilla gameplay! No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim. It’s all about your raw survival skills. Can you conquer the untamed world of Hotdog Water?
Rules of Engagement
Embrace the chaos! Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, embrace the thrill of griefing, and most importantly, have fun! However, remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming and inclusive. Don’t be a wiener!
Dive into Hotdog Water and unleash your inner hardcore survivor! Are you up for the challenge?
FAQ
Q: Can I respawn after dying in the Hardcore mode?
A: Yes, you can respawn after dying by casting your vote for a world reset on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any special features in the Vanilla gameplay?
A: No, the Vanilla gameplay is true to its essence with no added features like random teleportation or land claim.
Q: How can I engage in PvP battles?
A: You can engage in PvP battles by embracing the chaos and engaging with other players in-game. Remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic costume designs? Look no further, because our server will have you questioning the meaning of life with our outrageous and hilarious costume designs!
Join us and explore a world where pigs wear top hats, chickens rock sunglasses, and creepers strut their stuff in tutus. Who knows what message they’re trying to convey with these costumes, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be able to stop laughing!
So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining costume designs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover the deep, hidden meaning behind a cow wearing a monocle. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunting, hidden quests, and crazy characters like Ruler Leonardo Da Vinci and Avenger Kama. Clear main nodes, collect treasure points, and open chests to unlock the secrets of our server.
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Double the chance of great or super success, halved AP consumption for Storm-Pods quests, and so much more. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no rules, commands, land claims, map resets, or anything lame and obtrusive. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
Are you tired of having straight teeth? Do you miss the feeling of braces cutting up the inside of your mouth? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience the joy of having your orthodontic work undone because you forgot to wear your retainer! Who needs a perfect smile anyway when you can have wonky teeth in the virtual world? Plus, our community is full of fellow dental delinquents who will support you every step of the way. So come on, join us and say goodbye to straight teeth forever!
Are you tired of Windows creeping into your privacy like a nosy neighbor? Do you want to escape the clutches of Microsoft while still being able to play your favorite games and use those pesky Windows-only apps? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!
Join our server and dual boot Windows and Linux like a pro. Keep those two worlds separate like oil and water, ensuring that Windows can’t spy on your Linux activities. It’s like having a firewall between you and the snooping eyes of Bill Gates himself.
But wait, there’s more! Switching between Windows and Linux has never been easier. It’s as smooth as butter on a hot skillet. Say goodbye to the unreliable pain in the ass of using a Windows VM for gaming. Our server is here to make your tech dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the freedom of dual booting without the hassle. Plus, who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted swords. The possibilities are endless on our server!