dog-whistles Minecraft Servers

dog-whistles Minecraft Servers

  • BelievableBlocks

    BelievableBlocks
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2971
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

    oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TinyCraft [5000×5000 SMP]

    TinyCraft [5000×5000 SMP]
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4231
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, TinyCraft is a small 5000×5000 world border server with no land protection plugins – however, we have CoreProtect which allows us to easily trace and revert griefing if needed. We opened on the 18th of June so the world is fairly new. Our ruleset is fairly laid-back, with only two real rules:

    1. Don’t be a jerk!

    2. Don’t hack/cheat.

    Whether you’re new to Minecraft or an experienced player we would love to have you on our SMP.

    Join our discord server here!View our Dynmap here!

    This is an LGBTQ+ friendly server and your safety is top priority. Bigotry and dog-whistles have no place here!

    tinycraft.serv.nu

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Tokyo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7032
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, fear no more, my fellow gaijin san pureesu stoppu! Our server is so outrageous, even the creepers are doing stand-up comedy routines.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie chickens riding on the backs of skeleton horses, or take a break and relax in our luxurious hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, we have fireproof swimsuits). And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try your hand at our legendary parkour course, where the prize at the end is a diamond-encrusted golden carrot.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing endermen, and every Friday night we have a fireworks show that puts the Fourth of July to shame.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • What The Frick Minecraft SMP

    What The Frick Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6047
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there! We’ve got players doing things that will make you say “wtf” on a regular basis.

    One time, someone built a roller coaster that went straight into a volcano and somehow survived! Another player tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks… let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    But hey, if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the madness! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe invest in some diamond armor while you’re at it. Trust us, you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrushCraft: No Loans for Love

    CrushCraft: No Loans for Love
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4973
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 12
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Chimeras Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like in this wild story of friendship turned sour.

    Imagine building your dream castle only to have your best friend swoop in and claim it as their own, just like Mia did with Jake! Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you let the drama unfold like a juicy soap opera?

    And if you ever find yourself in a pickle like lending $500 to a friend who betrayed you, fear not! Our server is full of generous players who will help you out in your time of need, no questions asked (except maybe for some diamonds in return).

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UndoItAll Minecraft SMP

    UndoItAll Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4735
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Animals Bred: 78 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Void Armor Forged: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a server where the players are so skilled, they can build a functioning time machine out of redstone and slime blocks. That’s right, we’ve got players who can undo any invention they want, just for fun!

    Imagine the chaos of going back in time and preventing the invention of the diamond pickaxe. No more mining for hours on end, just pure chaos and hilarity as everyone scrambles to find a new way to survive in this crazy world.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of redstone knowledge). Who knows, you might just find yourself undoing the most game-changing invention of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTwistMC

    CraftyTwistMC
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6406
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 29 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready for the ultimate plot twist of your Minecraft life? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown like never before! Our server is like a rollercoaster of surprises, with twists and turns at every corner.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers come out of nowhere and start dancing the Macarena with you. Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are DJing.

    But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a game of Minecraft chess. And if you win, you get to ride off into the sunset on a rainbow unicorn.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and get ready for the craziest plot twists of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response

    VaxCraft: Mumps Outbreak Response
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 7152
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 306
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got mumps goin’ around in some nations but we got da cure! just take a third dose of our special mumps vaccine and u’ll be protected from all da craziness goin’ on.

    we got mathematical models showin’ dat dis vaccine can reduce transmission and prevent da disease in da peeps who need it da most. so come on over and let’s fight off dem mumps together while buildin’ epic structures and havin’ a blast in da game! ain’t no mumps gonna bring us down when we got dis vaccine on our side. join now and let’s get rid of dem pesky mumps once and for all! 🤪🎮👾

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Skeleton SMP

    Skeleton SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1031
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the best survival server!

    Are you bord of the servers with too many plugins and scams? I was too! Here we just have /trade, and oneplayersleep!

    N2.MCST.IO:8532

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cucaracha Players

    Cucaracha Players
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9806
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 139 Towns Built: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Dig a hole and survive. – Minecraft Server Technical – CucarachaPlayers is a friendly and family-friendly network for cockroaches. You will be fine in the sewers, there is no better place than the underground, the perfect place to stay alive while the surface explodes.

    cucarachaplayers.es

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 6059
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Alien Abductions: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Emeralds Found: 3466

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us at Minewind where the fun never stops! We’ve got a crew of wacky YouTubers and Twitch streamers like Onolumi, Tomomi Toraya, and Kiki who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s been rumored that Herobrine himself logs on to play with us. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    So why wait? Join us at Minewind where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP

    BoomerParents60s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 9617
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 7943
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the only one in your family who can’t join the senior citizen discount club? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a thriving community of players who are all in their golden years! Join us and never feel lonely again as you build, mine, and craft with your fellow elderly gamers. Who needs bingo night when you can have block-building fun with us?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if old folks can still dominate in PvP battles. So grab your walking stick and get ready to show those young whippersnappers who’s boss in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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