dog-whistles Minecraft Servers

dog-whistles Minecraft Servers

  • BelievableBlocks

    BelievableBlocks
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 9608
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco club for all your blocky dance needs.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join. need diamonds? poof, they’re yours! want to ride a dragon? no problem, just ask nicely.

    oh, and did i mention our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken? yea, that’s right, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a minecraft player’s dream come true!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TinyCraft [5000×5000 SMP]

    TinyCraft [5000×5000 SMP]
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 4683
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 29 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, TinyCraft is a small 5000×5000 world border server with no land protection plugins – however, we have CoreProtect which allows us to easily trace and revert griefing if needed. We opened on the 18th of June so the world is fairly new. Our ruleset is fairly laid-back, with only two real rules:

    1. Don’t be a jerk!

    2. Don’t hack/cheat.

    Whether you’re new to Minecraft or an experienced player we would love to have you on our SMP.

    Join our discord server here!View our Dynmap here!

    This is an LGBTQ+ friendly server and your safety is top priority. Bigotry and dog-whistles have no place here!

    tinycraft.serv.nu

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!

    ImmigrantCraft: Where kids from all over the world come to play and build together!
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1305
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 335 Players Killed by Monsters: 2149
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Animals Bred: 82 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more diverse than a bag of Skittles? Look no further than our server, where we have more immigrant children than a United Nations sleepover! Join us for a chance to build friendships with players from all over the world, and maybe even learn a new language or two (Minecraftian is a language, right?). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so popular, even aliens are trying to sneak in for a chance to play. So come on over and join the intergalactic fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”

    RespawnRiot: “WhyUStillHereAnon?”
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 8200
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Farms Harvested: 543
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement and dreaming of your own swanky apartment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will help you achieve that goal! Join us and mine your way to a luxurious virtual apartment where you can throw epic block parties and flex on all your friends.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building bacon sculptures. Join forces with them and create the most epic bacon statue the world has ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to apartment living and bacon artistry!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!

    CringeCraft: Where Steve and Creeper go on awkward dates with zero chemistry!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 2904
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of seeing awkward anime pairings with zero chemistry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like the ultimate crossover fanfic come to life! Join us and witness the most hilariously mismatched duos you never knew you needed, like a creeper and a chicken going on a date or a zombie and a villager starting a book club together. Who needs romantic tension when you can have pure chaos and laughter? Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love and friendship in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCocktails

    CraftyCreeperCocktails
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 126
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

    Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2664
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dimension Hops: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

    But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chaosville Funland

    Chaosville Funland
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 4727
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Alien Abductions: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the land of Pure Distilled Korosanium, where the diamonds shine brighter than your future and the creepers are just misunderstood pets! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

    Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.

    So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fate’s Folly: Where Minecraft meets chaos and hilarity!

    Fate’s Folly: Where Minecraft meets chaos and hilarity!
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 1248
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Villages Defended: 16 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Boomer Blockheads

    Boomer Blockheads
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3080
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8350
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of zoomers being total losers and jerking off to drawings instead of interacting with real women? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to sad and pathetic behavior. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. So come on, join us and start living your best blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mine By Moonlight – A Minecraft Server for Dead By Daylight Fans!

    Mine By Moonlight – A Minecraft Server for Dead By Daylight Fans!
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5504
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 105 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Piggu edition of Dead By Daylight! Picture this: you’re a killer pig on a mission to catch those pesky survivors who are trying to repair generators and escape. But wait, there’s a twist – the survivors are actually a team of dancing pigs trying to outsmart you!

    Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. We have bug fixes that will make you squeal with joy, and all things wicked that will leave you oinking for more. Our developer updates are so wild, they’ll make you question reality.

    Visit our official website if you dare, and check out our patch notes that are more entertaining than a pig doing a backflip. Need some tips and tricks? Our wiki has got you covered with all the pig-tastic information you need.

    And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs – because who wouldn’t want to see a pig in a top hat chasing after a group of dancing survivors? So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a pig-tastic adventure like no other! Oink oink! 🐷🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Softbot Adventures: Where Big Dreams and Big Laughs Collide in Minecraft!

    Softbot Adventures: Where Big Dreams and Big Laughs Collide in Minecraft!
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 4838
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Votes: 5493 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dating life? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement.

    We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).

    Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?

    And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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