Our server is so epic that even the coronavirus couldn’t handle it and had to stay six blocks away at all times. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so tight-knit that we’ve started our own virtual mask-making business (spoiler alert: they’re all diamond-encrusted).
So come on down and join us for some socially-distanced fun! Just remember to wash your hands before logging on – you never know what kind of creepers might be lurking around.
join us if you wanna be on the cutting edge of minecraft technology. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have a secret underground lab where we keep all the cool gadgets and gizmos. who knows what kind of crazy experiments we’ll come up with next?
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