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DogWatch Minecraft Server

Accountability, aita, aunt, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, DEBT, Decision making, dog sitting, DogWatch, family drama, family dynamics, financial compensation, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, payment, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, unexpected situation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6622	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

PupperCareGoofUp

Animal Behavior, behavioral issues, Communication, dog sitting, doggy daycare, friend’s dog, house training, pet behavior, pet care, pet care services, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet services, pet sitting, pet sitting arrangements, pet sitting etiquette, pet sitting responsibilities, Potty training, PupperCareGoofUp, RESPONSIBILITY, Trust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9414	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a dog who thinks your house is his personal bathroom? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unpredictable experience!

Just like Cody, our server is full of surprises. You never know what kind of mess you’ll stumble upon next – maybe a creeper explosion or a llama stampede!

And just like Tawny, our server is full of feisty characters. You’ll have to navigate through the drama and chaos to survive and thrive. Can you handle the heat?

Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. It’s like dog-sitting on steroids! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6010	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1736
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Ores Mined:	3281
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Farms Harvested:	148	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, dog sitting, Expectations, family, Favor, Minecraft, misunderstanding, pet care, pet care costs, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet sitting, Pets, Reciprocation.., relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	New Chunks Explored:	290948
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful siblings who don’t appreciate your pet-sitting skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama by building your own virtual world where you can watch over pixelated pets who will never complain about the cost of ricotta cheese.

On our server, you can create lasagna soup without anyone questioning your ingredient choices or budgeting skills. And forget about spending $150 on doggy daycare – our virtual pets are low maintenance and won’t guilt trip you for asking for a simple snack.

So why waste your time dealing with real-life family drama when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment? Come on over and leave the pet-sitting stress behind – because in our world, the only debt you owe is to your imagination!

MommyCraft: Noobs Beware!

autism, BEWARE, child protection services, cluttered home, codependency, disability, Divorce, dog sitting, ethical dilemma, family dynamics, financial abuse, health and safety concerns, infestations, Mold, MommyCraft, moral duty, neglect, Noobs, Parental Responsibility, POVERTY, Reporting, sibling relationships, social anxiety

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	826	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character is tasked with dog-sitting in a house filled with black mold, clutter, and even a guinea pig in the kitchen! But wait, there’s more – your family members are all codependent, your mom is using your sister’s disability money for luxury vacations, and your dad is nowhere to be found!

But fear not, because in this server, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos and decide whether to report your family to the Minecraft equivalent of social services. Will you choose to save the day, or will you let the madness continue?

Join now for a crazy, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience! Who knew dog-sitting could be so entertaining? 😉🐶🏠 #MinecraftMadness

PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dog sitting, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, golden doodle, Manipulation, Minecraft, pet care, pet hotel, Priorities, PupCraft, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, stress, Time management, vacation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Void Gems Collected:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your boundaries and doesn’t manipulate you into doing things you don’t want to do? Look no further than our server! We promise not to pressure you into taking care of our virtual pets while we go on vacation. Plus, our golden doodle mobs are trained and well-behaved, so you won’t have to deal with any hyper, dominating dogs here.

Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships where boundaries are constantly pushed and respect is non-existent. Leave the stress behind and come build, mine, and explore with us in a world where your time and energy are valued. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into staying if you decide it’s time to move on to bigger priorities in your virtual life. It’s all fun and games here, no family drama allowed!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Towns Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ores Mined:	992	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	503929	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

MineTimeMachine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

$101 million, 101M, Accountability, Breach, cybersecurity, data breach, ENCRYPTION, Fine, fined, lawsuit, Meta, passwords, plaintext, PlaintextCraft, privacy, SECURITY, sensitive data, social media, Storing, Technology, user information, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8191
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5652
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Votes:	8380	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5125
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	403117
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Votes:	8859
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!