dog shit – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP
amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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New Server IP
No-Dog Shit GTA Land
city cleanliness, city maintenance, city streets, cityscape, cleanliness, cleanliness standards, dog poop, dog shit, GTA, GTA streets, Land, NoDog, pet waste, pet waste removal, public health, sanitation, Shit, streets, urban cleanliness, urban environment, Urban planning, urban sanitation, waste management
Come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of rainbow skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks! We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the creepers are trained to do the moonwalk. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest. Plus, there is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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New Server IP
ABUs unite Minecraft SMP
Abu, ABUS, celebration, Customer, Decade, dog shit, flat tire, football, Happy, hate, joy, m6, manchester united, Minecraft, Reign, Rivalry, smp, Supporters, Ten Hag, trolling, unite, United
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride where chaos reigns supreme and drama is always on the menu.
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Why? Because why not! Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building ridiculous structures, and starting epic battles over the most trivial things.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, those llamas are sneaky little buggers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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New Server IP
JavaPieCraft
Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages
Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
ElfenCraft Minecraft Server
13 year olds, Anime, controversial, cult classic, Dark, Disturbing, dog shit, Edgy, Elfen Lied, ElfenCraft, emotional, fondly, Gore, Lucy, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, nyu, praise, Psychological, Server, Show, Trauma, violence
Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers that are as bland as plain oatmeal? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elfen Lied of the Minecraft world – edgy, controversial, and sure to make you question your life choices!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while also questioning your sanity. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you feel like a 13-year-old rebel sneaking out past curfew to watch a forbidden anime.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who was once a pro at blowing things up but now just wants to make friends. Will you be the one to show him the true meaning of friendship?
So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that is waiting for you. Who knows, you might even find yourself praising Elfen Lied after all!

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New Server IP
Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server
baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review
Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

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New Server IP
Mystical Maria’s Realm 1.20.4
1.20.4, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, complex characters, Drama, emotional depth, friendship, greatest protagonist, History, Japanese literature, LGBTQ themes, light novels, Maria-sama ga Miteru, MARIAS, mystical, personal growth, Protagonist, Realm, relationships, school life, slice of life, strong female lead, Yumi Fukuzawa
Bro, forget about Yumi Fukuzawa, come join our Minecraft server and become the greatest protagonist in history!
Why settle for reading about awesome characters when you can BE one in our server?
We’ve got crazy quests, epic battles, and a community crazier than a box of frogs.
Join now and show the world that YOU are the ultimate protagonist, forget about those boring light novels!

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New Server IP
PixelPic Minecraft Server
beach party, Birthday Party, body image, body positivity, facebook, friendship, group dynamics, instagram, Minecraft, online presence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, photo deletion, photo editing, photo sharing, PixelPic, self-consciousness, Server, social media, social media drama, social media etiquette
Are you tired of dealing with drama queens like Ana on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is drama-free! No more requests to delete photos because someone thinks they look “fatty” in them. Join us for a fun and carefree gaming experience where you can be yourself without worrying about judgment from others.
Plus, on our server, we have a special feature where you can edit your character to look however you want! Want to be a slim ninja warrior or a chunky wizard? The choice is yours! Embrace your unique character and show off your style without any judgment.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in a world where everyone is accepted for who they are. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
BrotherlyCraft: Home Training Edition
bad parenting, BrotherlyCraft, car damage, car maintenance, child behavior, communication breakdown, discipline problems, disrespectful children, Edition, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial responsibility, home, lack of discipline, lack of supervision, parenting issues, sibling conflict, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Training, unruly kids
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life parenting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make dealing with a pack of unruly children seem like a walk in the park. We promise no crayon marks on your car doors here, just endless fun and excitement.
Join now and leave the stresses of real life behind. Who needs accountability when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server today!

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New Server IP
CraftyWorld: Not Your Grandma’s Minecraft
CraftyWorld, Grandmas, Minecraft
Remember the good old days when cows could fly and pigs could breakdance? Well, on our Minecraft server, those days are back! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity is just a suggestion and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug.
Our server is like no other, with custom mods that allow you to ride unicorns into battle and wield swords made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world and zombies are the ones trying to survive?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to time travel or find a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

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New Server IP
⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
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New Server IP

Java Survival

admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, HANDCRAFTED, java, Land Protection, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, respectful, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Unique

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No.	Rule
1	No excessively offensive language
2	No politics or other controversial topics
3	No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4	Do not disturb other players’ property
5	Do not build too close to other players
6	Be respectful to others and be kind!
7	No advertising

FAQs

1. Can I use mods on the server?: Yes, you can use mods as long as they don’t give you an unfair advantage over other players.
2. How do I report a player for breaking the rules?: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game.
3. Is griefing allowed on the server?: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players’ builds and property.
4. Can I claim land to protect my builds?: Yes, you can use our custom land protection plugin to claim land and protect your builds.

Ladies of the Block 1.20
BLOCK, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional baggage, Exs, former partners, gf, healing, HEARTBREAK, ladies, love, Marriage, moving on, Partners, relationships, significant others, starting over, Support, Understanding, Wives
Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. We got unicorns riding rainbows, like, what even is reality anymore? And the diamonds in this server are so shiny, they blind your enemies with jealousy. Plus, our creepers are trained to break dance instead of explode, so it’s a real party up in here. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks. So, like, come join us and enter a world where the laws of physics are suggestions, not rules. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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New Server IP
DrivewayDwellers Minecraft Server
DrivewayDwellers, drug addiction, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family responsibility, financial strain, Homeless, kicking out, mental health, Minecraft, Server, snow storm, tough decision, tough love
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a family dynamic that puts the drama of a soap opera to shame! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.
Ever wanted to experience the thrill of living in a car during a snowstorm with your drug-addicted family members? Look no further, because on our server, we have a mother-in-law and brother-in-law duo who have turned their car into their very own winter wonderland. But don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual heater to keep you warm while you navigate through the chaos.
Witness the epic saga of a family struggling with addiction, mental health issues, and a dog who just can’t seem to find a proper bathroom. Will they ever get their lives together? Only time will tell on our server.
Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of tough love, stolen belongings, and messy guest rooms. Who needs reality TV when you can immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server?
So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even kicking out your family members for the greater good. Are you ready for the adventure of a lifetime?

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New Server IP
CraftyBFFvsBaeHide
BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, coping mechanisms, CraftyBFFvsBaeHide, Emotional support, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, loyalty, personal space, Respect, self-care, sexual assault, support system, Trauma, Trust, VIOLATION
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and boundaries are pushed to the limit!
Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like when M showed up uninvited to our player’s birthday party. Who needs cake when you have drama and betrayal, am I right?
But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space where you can always say no to unwanted advances. Unless, of course, you need a little excitement in your virtual life – then all bets are off!
So come join us for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

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New Server IP
SongCraft SMP
All time favorite song, best song, classic song, favorite artist, favorite genre, favorite music, favorite song, memorable song, Music, music enthusiast, music lover, music nostalgia, music recommendation, smp, song lover, song of all time, Song recommendation, SongCraft, timeless song, top hit, TOP SONG, ultimate song
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha, that’s what this server is like. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, the spawn area is literally a giant disco ball with villagers breakdancing to your favorite tunes. So, come join us and let’s boogie down in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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