Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.
Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!
Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who have no boundaries. Our server is a poop-free zone, guaranteed! No more knocking on doors to confront rude neighbors, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor troubles, our community is here to listen and offer support. We may not be able to clean up actual dog poop, but we sure can provide a safe space to laugh about it!
So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of stepping in any surprises left by inconsiderate neighbors. Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and having a blast in Minecraft!
| Server IP | play.mctown.net |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs |
| Wiki | https://wiki.mctown.net/ |
About MCTown: MCTown is a survival multiplayer server that offers a variety of game styles within a single game mode, including adventure, farming, technology, and building. Experience unique gameplay and explore new features.
PvP Event: Join our PvP event in 1 month with $80 prizes!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | Simply connect to play.mctown.net in your Minecraft client. |
| Is there a Discord server for the community? | Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs to interact with other players. |
| Are there any upcoming events? | We are hosting a PvP event in 1 month with $80 prizes. Stay tuned for more details! |
| Can I suggest new features for the server? | Yes, we value community feedback. Feel free to share your ideas and suggestions on our Discord server or forum. |
We got creepers that will blow your mind and skeletons that will make you question reality.
Join us for some crazy adventures and build the weirdest structures you can imagine.
Forget counting sheep, count the blocks you mine instead.
This server is like a virtual insomnia cure, except way more fun and way less side effects.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights!
Are you tired of unfair rent splits and shady roommates? Well, on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds! No more colluding with landlords or lying about lease terminations – just pure, unadulterated fun.
Join us and build your dream house without worrying about back rent or lawsuits. Our community is all about fairness and good vibes, so leave your real-life drama at the door and come play with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.