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Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise
hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show! -
PoopBaggersMC SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!
But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!
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No-Dog Shit GTA Land
Come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of rainbow skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks! We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the creepers are trained to do the moonwalk. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest. Plus, there is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
HouseParty Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of untrained dogs and unneutered cats? Look no further! Our server is like stepping into a tornado of broken toys, dirty dishes, and trash – but in a good way!Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.
Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!
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QuietCraftJuvenileNoises
Are you tired of dealing with neighbors who think it’s totally cool to turn your shared balcony into their dog’s personal bathroom? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we promise you won’t find any poop or pee on your virtual balcony!Join us and escape the drama of real life neighbors who have no boundaries. Our server is a poop-free zone, guaranteed! No more knocking on doors to confront rude neighbors, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
And hey, if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor troubles, our community is here to listen and offer support. We may not be able to clean up actual dog poop, but we sure can provide a safe space to laugh about it!
So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of stepping in any surprises left by inconsiderate neighbors. Let’s leave the drama behind and focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and having a blast in Minecraft!
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DogHouseDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further than our server! We promise no in-laws with dogs will show up uninvited and ruin your day. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll have to pick up is loot, not dog poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it! -
TurdQuestMC
pet waste management, dog poop maintenance, pet poop cleanup, dog poop cleanup tips, dog poop preventionlol this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously you gotta join cuz we have a secret turd collection mini game where you gotta pick up over ten thousand turds just like a dog owner hahahaha. but wait, there’s more! we also have a pet rock breeding program where you can create your own army of indestructible rock minions to do your bidding. and if that’s not enough, we have a hidden underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons get down and boogie all night long. so come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it! -
MCTown
MCTown Minecraft Server Overview
Server IP play.mctown.net Discord https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs Wiki https://wiki.mctown.net/ About MCTown: MCTown is a survival multiplayer server that offers a variety of game styles within a single game mode, including adventure, farming, technology, and building. Experience unique gameplay and explore new features.
PvP Event: Join our PvP event in 1 month with $80 prizes!
Features:
- 100+ custom biomes
- Resource pack for enhanced visuals
- 100+ Mobs and items with custom mechanics and visuals
- Open World – explore and loot dungeons
- RPG Progressions – Stats and Animated Abilities
- Community Feedback – Your voice matters!
- New farming, cooking, and fishing systems for casual players
Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer How can I join the server? Simply connect to play.mctown.net in your Minecraft client. Is there a Discord server for the community? Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fUbBN3bwUs to interact with other players. Are there any upcoming events? We are hosting a PvP event in 1 month with $80 prizes. Stay tuned for more details! Can I suggest new features for the server? Yes, we value community feedback. Feel free to share your ideas and suggestions on our Discord server or forum. -
Dreamscape Haven 1.20.2
Yo, bro, if you’re having a rough night and can’t sleep, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!We got creepers that will blow your mind and skeletons that will make you question reality.
Join us for some crazy adventures and build the weirdest structures you can imagine.
Forget counting sheep, count the blocks you mine instead.
This server is like a virtual insomnia cure, except way more fun and way less side effects.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights!
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CourtroomCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.Are you tired of unfair rent splits and shady roommates? Well, on our server, everyone pays their fair share in diamonds! No more colluding with landlords or lying about lease terminations – just pure, unadulterated fun.
Join us and build your dream house without worrying about back rent or lawsuits. Our community is all about fairness and good vibes, so leave your real-life drama at the door and come play with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.