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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 2528 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1901 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!