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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3443 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
