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Dog Owners

  • Muttification Survival Quest

    Muttification Survival Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW or Regret Forever: The Reality-Bending Dimension Awaits!

    What if I told you that this is the greatest Minecraft server ever, and simultaneously, the worst? You must choose, but there is no choice because the choice is an illusion created by the sentient blocks watching you! Whether you’re swinging pickaxes or questioning your very existence, one thing is certain: you will never know if anything is real again! Trust me, I have a potato in my pocket that tells me these things!

    Mind-Boggling Features

    Feature Name Description
    Quantum Creepers Their explosions are louder in your dreams. Don’t ask how!
    Invisible Water Fall through the ground and drown in the air!
    Fluctuating Gravity Zones Sometimes up is down. Sometimes nothing matters. Just float!
    Transdimensional Blocks They are what they are and also what you wish they weren’t.
    Muttification Events Is muttification inevitable? Ask GerbilCorp!
    Screaming Crafting Tables They need therapy, but you also have to craft while they scream!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What should I do when I join?

    A: Do the opposite of what the voice in your head says… unless that voice is your best friend, then definitely listen to it! But also, don’t. Or do!

    Q: Can I trust the server admins?

    A: Trust is a social construct! But if you see the shadow of a chicken wearing sunglasses, then you know they are trustworthy… or out to get you. Choice, again!

    Q: Is there a way to leave this server?

    A: The door has a secret! But the secret is that the door is a portal, and when you open it, the world eats the key. So, in essence, goodbye!

    Random Cursed Quotes About This Server

    Is muttification inevitable?

    Trust me, the socks know.

    Never look at the moon during the blue sandwich hour.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PuppyFailsMC

    PuppyFailsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your dog’s antics and looking for a break? Join our Minecraft server where dogs are not allowed to cause chaos! We’ve had players tell us stories of their dogs trying to mine diamonds with their paws, getting stuck in lava pits because they thought it was a hot tub, and even attempting to build their own doggy kingdom out of bones. Don’t let your dog’s silly behavior ruin your gaming experience, come join us where the only crazy thing you’ll see is the size of our epic builds!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PoopBaggersMC SMP

    PoopBaggersMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

    But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HoseDrinkingDogGenX

    HoseDrinkingDogGenX

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PuppyPanicCraft

    PuppyPanicCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You bring home a cute lil puppy in Minecraft, and suddenly your whole world is turned upside down. You’re like, “OMG, why did I do this? This puppy is driving me crazy!” But don’t worry, on our server, we got you covered.

    Join our server and let all your puppy-related stress melt away. We have magical potions that make your virtual puppy behave like a perfect angel. No more anxiety, weariness, or frustration here, just pure puppy love and happiness.

    Plus, on our server, you can build a giant doghouse that defies all laws of physics. Imagine a doghouse so big, it’s like a castle for your furry friend. And guess what? Your puppy can talk in this magical land. That’s right, your Minecraft puppy can hold a conversation with you about the meaning of life and the best way to mine diamonds.

    So come on, join our server and experience the joy of having a virtual puppy without any of the real-life stress. It’s like therapy, but with more creepers and less crying. Let’s make Minecraft puppies great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PeePooPals Minecraft Server

    PeePooPals Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with rude neighbors who let their dogs use your lawn as a bathroom? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no dog pee or poo policy! That’s right, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after other people’s pets because our virtual world is pristine and poop-free.

    Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.

    But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyPhoneAddictz

    CraftyPhoneAddictz

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever been playin minecraft and ur mom calls u for dinner but u ignore her cuz u gotta finish building ur epic castle? well guess what, this server is perfect for u cuz we encourage u to ignore real life responsibilities and play minecraft all day every day!

    join us and say goodbye to anxiety and depression cuz who needs real friends when u have a whole virtual world to explore? plus, our server is so lit that u won’t even notice ur neck pain from staring at the screen for hours on end.

    we even have a special potion in-game that prevents u from getting into car crashes cuz let’s be real, u ain’t gonna be driving anywhere when u can be mining diamonds and slaying zombies with ur online buddies.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server and say hello to ur new addiction – we mean, hobby. yeah, hobby.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChronoVerse

    ChronoVerse

    New Minecraft Servers

    ChronoVerse Welcome to ChronoVerse, where time is your greatest ally or your deadliest foe!

    Mode: ChronoSurvival Theme: Time Travel Challenge: Survive the test of time

    Join us on an epic adventure through the realms of ChronoVerse, where every second counts and every decision shapes your destiny! Explore ancient civilizations, battle mythical creatures, and unravel the mysteries of time itself. Are you ready to embark on a journey through the ages?

    chronoverse.revivesmc.net:2227

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SkyborneMC

    SkyborneMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyBorneMC has many games to play. This includes an insane FFA, SkyBlock, SkyGen, Minigames (skywars, bedwars and more!), SMP and more! You can join with IP: play.skybornemc.net on Java and bedrock.skybornemc.net with port 8000 on bedrock!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/PpTCRWRWCt Website https://www.skybornemc.net

    play.skybornemc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Welcome to Murk PVP, where the factions are older than a grandma’s knitting skills! Dive into those oceanic battles!

    Welcome to Murk PVP, where the factions are older than a grandma’s knitting skills! Dive into those oceanic battles!

    New Minecraft Servers

    MurkPVP Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    FACTIONS HOW YOU REMEMBERED IT ! TNT CANNONS ! ECON ! MCMMO ! JOBS !
    NO LAG FOR OCEANIC PLAYERS ! AUS NZ JAP + ANY ASIAN COUNTRY
    The survival PVP map has just gone to factions with a new map and custom enchantments

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server IP? murkpvp.sparked.network
    What is the Bedrock IP and port? 103.152.196.66 and 19132
    How can I join the Discord server? https://discord.gg/9HCEnCq8
    Are there staff roles available? Yes, looking for mature players to become mods and staff
    Where is the server hosted? Server is hosted in Sydney on a dedicated machine
    Is the owner active on the server? Yes, the owner is active most of the day to help and answer questions

    New Minecraft Server
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