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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 4820 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 9005 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
