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NeighborSwapCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy neighbors? Look no further than our server! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to trade houses, especially if theirs looks like a hoarder’s paradise. Plus, our virtual world doesn’t smell like filth, cigarette smoke, and dog crap – unless you build it that way, of course!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life neighbors pressuring you to swap apartments or borrow your mom’s barely functioning car. Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted house trading requests. Trust us, you won’t find any 300lb sons giving off strange vibes here – unless they’re just really into building giant structures in Minecraft!

So come join our server and leave your real-life neighbor troubles behind. Who needs a back brace-wearing neighbor trying to take advantage of you when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Ignore the drama and start crafting your way to a stress-free virtual life today!

Cuck Truck Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Towns Built:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you ready to drive the cuck truck like a true boss? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of cruising around in a pickup truck like no other. Our trucks are so powerful, they can even outrun a cheetah on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, you’ll also encounter wild kei Japan Honda trucks roaming the land. These bad boys are known for their insane speed and agility, making them the ultimate challenge for any Minecraft player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your cuck truck driving skills. Who knows, you might even become the king of the road in the world of Minecraft!

Do They Really? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Villages Defended:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake lava pits, and exploding chickens everywhere you turn. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… unless you’re the one getting pranked, of course.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch your back… and your diamonds!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	113
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! This server is like no other, where you can battle it out in 6v6 team-based PvP matches with your favorite Marvel heroes and villains. Imagine Ironman facing off against Thanos in an epic showdown for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind. Picture this: Deadpool riding a unicorn into battle, or Spiderman swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper. The possibilities are endless!

And don’t even get me started on the new costumes that have been released. You can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits, from a disco dancing Captain America to a punk rock Black Widow.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a secret gift code for a free Ironman skin. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Gangbang SMP: Smugalana Bukkake Party

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we gather to gangbang and bukkake smugalana! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Buttcheek Slapper and the legendary Twerk Master. You won’t find these mobs anywhere else! – Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a crown made of wool and bragging rights for life. – We have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the sweet sounds of creeper dubstep. – Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but glittery unicorn poop. Trust us, it’s worth its weight in gold! – Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted tacos, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Taco Genie.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Let’s gangbang and bukkake smugalana together!

Cartoony Bully Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	3068
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the bullies of the real world? Look no further! Our server is so cartoony, even a 7-foot-tall jock stealing your lunch money will make you laugh instead of cry. Plus, we have a special feature where you can trap bullies in lockers or give them wedgies in-game. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

Why Does This Harmless Meme of Refusing to Buy Certain Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Void Gems Collected:	31	Farms Harvested:	229
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest items in the game (including a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3243
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with a twist of ecchi anime madness!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated waifus and over-the-top fan service. Build your own harem of blocky beauties and show off your skills in epic battles against other players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Senpai Simulator” minigame, where you can compete to win the heart of the most kawaii senpai in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate ecchi anime Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “What is the best ecchi anime of all time? Clearly, it’s the one on this server!”

Just look at this shit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky commies from stealing your diamonds. Our server is so wild that even Trump himself might order to imprison every player for their crazy antics!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained, like organizing a raid on the Fourthievesvinegar.org website to reclaim all the stolen loot. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Adventure Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3210
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready to risk it all for just a few minutes of pure adrenaline on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of wild pigs riding on top of creepers. Yes, you read that right – pigs riding creepers! The player thought they were hallucinating, but nope, it was just another day on our server. And that’s not even the craziest thing that’s happened here!

We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying cows that drop enchanted golden apples when you milk them. It’s like a magical dairy farm in the sky!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and risk it all for some minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos and fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. You’re gonna need it!