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DoggyCraft LOLz

amusing dog antics, amusing dog stories, canine humor, comical dog behavior, dog antics, dog comedy, dog comedy videos, Dog humor, dog shenanigans, DoggyCraft, entertaining dog videos, entertaining pet stories, funny dog moments, funny dog tricks, funny pet moments, funny pet videos, hilarious dog antics, hilarious pet stories, humorous dog tales, lolz, silly dog behavior, silly pet stories

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Have you ever seen a dog build a house out of bones in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and hilarious moments with your furry friends. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the next master builder and create a masterpiece that will have everyone barking with laughter! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, even the dogs are Minecraft pros!

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	997227
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Farms Harvested:	217	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4035
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	5294
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	0

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crops Grown:	6478	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ores Mined:	557
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	819205	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ores Mined:	5458
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Items Found:	2448	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!

UglyCraft – Beauty is in the blocks!

beauty, blocks, UglyCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	102	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called ugly again because our virtual world is filled with pixelated beauty! Our server is so visually stunning that even the Ender Dragon would stop in its tracks to take a selfie with the scenery. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond armor gives you a flawless complexion and our enchanted weapons make you look like a total badass. So come join us and show off your inner and outer beauty in a world where even the creepers are jealous of your looks!