"Minecraft Server: Barkside Chaos!"

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🚀 Enter the Realm of Nonsensical Block-Building! 🚀

If you’re reading this, congratulations! You’ve stumbled upon the only server where logic is a myth, and craftable dreams float higher than the Ender Dragon on a unicycle! We defy the laws of reality so hard, even the Creepers are confused. Start digging for gold, but watch out—sometimes it just turns into pickles! 🌌

🌀 Server Features That Will Change Your Life (or Not) 🌀

Feature	Description
Instant Potato Teleportation	Transcend dimensions with just a cooked potato! Side effects may include existential dread.
Gravity Optional Zones	Float like a feather or plunge like a stone! Just don’t cry if you become one with the void.
Zombie Squid Minions	They don’t help, but they sure look cute while wallowing in despair.
Blessing of the Random Chicken	Every 17th log chopped summons an egg that tells you your fate. Spoiler: it’s usually grief!
PIGS IN SPACE! 🐷✨	Only a select few can join our intergalactic porcine squad. Must bring your own rocket ship.

📣 Listen to Our Confounded Players! 📣

“The sheep told me secrets about the universe, but all I found was a frog wearing a crown.” – Player237

“I tried to build a fortress, but the creepers left me a welcoming gift: my own tears.” – LostInBlocks

“Why was there a giant cactus in the sky that wasn’t there yesterday?!” – CactusNinja88

“Aftertaste of infinite potatoes makes me question my existence!” – PotatoPhilosopher

⚠️ WARNING: Proceed with Caution! ⚠️

Every 34th login, a wild Ender Creature may appear and demand your favorite sandwich! Keep your pantry stocked, or risk severe hunger for as long as you shall remain in the pixelated limbo. Also, if you hear a chorus of phantom llamas singing

“Weird Al” Yankovic , remember that they know your darkest secrets. 🍉

Here, destiny is woven into the fabric of insanity, where cubes collide with metaphysics. Join this chaotic generation of blocks, but beware! The Void whispers secrets that cannot be unheard…

BulldogBanterMC

bulldog allergies, bulldog breeding, bulldog championship bloodline, bulldog controversy, bulldog exercise needs, bulldog family pet, bulldog grooming, bulldog health issues, bulldog heat sensitivity, bulldog ownership, bulldog personality, bulldog responsibilities, bulldog show dogs, bulldog snoring, BulldogBanterMC, dog breed, dog care, English bulldog

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where bulldogs reign supreme! Our server is filled with bulldogs of all shapes and sizes, ready to take on any adventure you throw their way.

Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.

So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?

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PupCraft Minecraft Server

critical care, dog behavior, dog care, dog commands, dog health, dog park, dog safety, dog supervision, dog training, dog walker, dog-friendly apartment complex, emergency vet bills, financial responsibility, Minecraft, pet emergencies, pet insurance, PupCraft, responsible pet ownership, Rover, Server, toxic ingestion, toxic plants, vet expenses

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging deadly coontie plant seeds while trying to survive and thrive in a dog-friendly apartment complex landscape.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the emergency vet will be on standby, ready to save your virtual pet from certain doom. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous terrain and keep your dog safe from toxic plants, or will you need to call in the dog walker for some extra help?

Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, always pay your dog walker through Rover to avoid any costly vet bills. See you in the game, and may the coontie plant seeds be ever in your favor!

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Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

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Puppy Boy’s Penitentiary 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animal Behavior, animal welfare, Boys, canine hygiene, dog care, dog obedience, dog training, male dog behavior, penis locking, penitentiary, pet advice, pet behavior, pet behavior modification, pet discipline, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet training, puppy, puppy training, responsible pet ownership

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a wild animal that needs to be caged up, but in a good way, you know? Like, it’s so crazy and unpredictable that you never know what’s gonna happen next! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of madness and chaos, but in a fun way! So come on, join us and let’s unleash the craziness together!

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PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

adorable animals, best girl, canine friends, chapter, cute dogs, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, doggy love, Dogs, Features, furry friends, loyal companions, Minecraft, pet owners, PuppyCraft, red, red fur, Server, Today

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the one and only “best girl” in the game. She’s a pixelated goddess who will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with her infinite wisdom and sass.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!

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PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

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DoggoDine Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, business trip, Dangerous, Detox, dog care, DoggoDine, explicit instructions, feeding schedule, health issues, healthy, irresponsible, Minecraft, overreacting, perspective, pet sitter, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust, veterinary, water fast

Hey there fellow Minecrafters!

Looking for a server that will make you question your trust in humanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal and absurdity.

Imagine logging in to find that your trusted friend decided to put your virtual dog on a “water fast” because she read somewhere that it’s healthy for Minecraft animals. Yes, you heard that right. Your precious virtual pet left starving because your friend thought she was doing him a favor by letting his system “detox.” The audacity!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as you confront your friend in-game, only to have her defend her actions and claim that her intentions were good. Will you explode in anger like the player in this story, or will you take a more diplomatic approach? The choice is yours.

So, if you’re looking for a server with unexpected twists, outrageous stories, and a whole lot of drama, join us now! Just make sure to feed your virtual pets, okay?

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SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

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TNTW Craft

Factions

Welcome to TNTW Craft! We are welcome to any player. (besides hackers) We are a small server not looking for staff. We are looking for new players to join the server and stay with us. We plan to try and get 15 players on all the time by the end of then month. We will start to do giveaways and drop parties when we get more people. So, Who wants to come help make a small server popular!

tntw.mymc.io

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Edawg878

Creative

Server IP: cosmicx.net

cosmicx.net

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Kayos Minecraft

Survival

Kayos MC is a survival antigrief server with a lack of staff

We have donation ranks, donation commands, and plenty more than that.

It is a peaceful community with an unrestricted chat

158.69.5.211:25575

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HypityFac

Factions

factions server. Invade bases, build bases, earn money, improve skills, be the strongest faction on the server.

144.217.49.253:25684

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Ender sandman s lair

PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: mc.EndersLair.net Join Today! New players get a Donor Crate Key for a donor Item! Plus a New Player Crate Key! Semi Vanilla survival server with land claims. The server as custom features to make the game play more challenging and exciting. We reward for playing on the server and voting. All donor God items and perks can be earned in-game through McMMO Ranks and Rewards and Donor Crate Keys through voting. Donor items and perks include:18 pieces of GOD armor, tools, and weaponsFlyFly and Walk SpeedDisable PhantomsKeep Inventory/XPMcMMO XP Boosts, Lucky Perks, and Reduced Ability CooldownsChange Spawner TypesCrafting SpawnersRepair itemsPortable EnderchestColored NicknamesPlus more! Standard features of our Server:Land ClaimsRanks and Rewards through McMMO Power LevelsNo AFK kickVote Shop and Crate KeysAuto EatingMcMMOXP Storage BottlesXP sell shopMyPetsTrading GUIRandom TPCustom Crafting, mobs, drops, enchantsSilk SpawnersMine CratesDurability WarnerGravity TreeEgg Mob Catcher

mc.enderslair.net

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Salt and light

Antigrief, Balanced Economy, Cracked, Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, Multiplayer Survival, Semivanilla, Survival, Vanilla Survival

Salt & Light 1.20.1

Cracked 1.20 (1.18 – 1.20) uwuCosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!

Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

slmc.vpsnode.org

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Legendary Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

This is a OP Factions Server but spiced up with 80+ Plugins , Custom Enchant, No rules meaning people can fly around and hack like they have super powers and stuff. This is very fun and makes this more OP Factions than most servers!

legendaryanarchy.factions.ws

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GarfyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GarfyCraft! Garfycraft is an Australian white-listed server with a small community that is active on both Minecraft and Discord. This server is an attempt to expand our community to a more public audience. The reasoning for the white-list is so we can filter out any griefers that may harm our server. The server is backed up every day and runs 24/7. We have grief prevention plugins and others to make the server more enjoyable, as well as some mini games such as Sky Wars.

Whitelist Applications can be found through forums on the website!

139.99.139.34

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Balkanland

City Rpg, PvP, Survival, TOWN, Towny

Moldovian Minecraft Earth SMP server BalkanLand is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts looking for an exciting and engaging experience. With a dedicated team of staff members, players can expect a professional and friendly environment. The server boasts an impressive array of events, from PvP battles to building competitions, ensuring that there is always something new to look forward to. In addition, BalkanLand features a range of plugins that enhance gameplay, including custom enchantments, player shops, and more. Whether you are a seasoned veteran or a new player, BalkanLand is the perfect place to explore and create.

play.mcbalkanland.xyz

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OG Server

Creative, Factions, Parkour

New Server with some Creative and Factions run by me and my friends! We are looking for a few staff so come get them while its open.

s5.hosthorde.com:26600

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