Dog Bite MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

StingScratchBite Minecraft SMP

spider bite, jellyfish sting, bee bite, cat scratch, scorpion bite

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds and out of nowhere this creeper came up and exploded right in my face, it was so crazy! But don’t worry, our admin is like a superhero and saved me with a golden apple, it was lit AF.

And let me tell you about the time I was exploring the nether and accidentally punched a pigman, they all came after me like a swarm of angry bees, it was terrifying but also kinda hilarious. But yeah, if you wanna have insane adventures like that, you gotta join this server ASAP.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of crazy moments and epic fails, this Minecraft SMP is the place to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of getting wrecked by a bunch of zombies or falling into a pit of lava, but that’s just part of the fun, amirite? Let’s goooo!

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FurballFiascoCraft

pit bull mix, animal training, cat, pet injuries, pet safety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more drama than a soap opera!

Join us if you want to experience intense cat and dog chases, just like in real life! Our players have the opportunity to witness jaw-dropping moments, literally, as our pit bull mix players showcase their insanely powerful jaws.

Don’t worry, we provide a safe environment for your virtual pets, but be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even have to leap into action to save your furry friends from chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join us now! Just remember, no fingers in the jaws of our players, please.

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BlockNeighborLawsuit

neighbor relationship, neighbor negligence, legal responsibility, permanent damage, nerve damage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

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Mom’sFosterDog Minecraft Server

fostering policies, AITAH, children, pit bull, rehoming

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family feuds and dog dilemmas in a virtual world!

Join us for a chance to witness the epic saga of a mom, her dog, and her grandkids. Will the dog find a new home? Will the grandkids ever be safe again? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense training sessions with our professional Minecraft trainers to level up your skills and conquer the virtual world. Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to taming wild dogs in-game!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the drama, and the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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DoglessGatheringAITAH

family relationships, guilt trip, pet behavior, newborn, family gathering

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the worries of strange dogs and toddler mishaps. Our virtual world is a safe haven where pit bull puppies can’t sink their teeth into your little ones, and old, super chill dogs won’t give you a scare. Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to endless fun and adventure. Join now and build your own family-friendly paradise, where the only bites you’ll see are from zombies and creepers!

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YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

DEVALUATION, Currency, financial markets, finance, Trading

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

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Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

vtubing community, DOXX, community scandals, holoEN, e-begging

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

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Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

Interactive, video games, escapism, stress relief, Sensory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Crafty Creepers: Was It Worth It?

CREEPERS, WORTH.., counterfactual analysis, destabilization, Terror

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with clandestine paramilitary factions with neo-Nazi affiliations (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here), engaging in epic battles and building your own empire!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your building skills. Build your own strategic buffer zones to protect your territory from potential threats (like creepers and zombies) and establish your dominance in the virtual world.

Forget about discriminatory legislation and tensions between ethnic minorities, here you can team up with players from all around the world and work together to achieve greatness. With our punitive economic sanctions (just kidding, we don’t have those), you can trade resources, explore new lands, and conquer dungeons with your fellow adventurers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-world politics when you can have a blast in our virtual world? See you in-game!

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SlavicSeductress Minecraft Server

Server, future of relationships, SlavicSeductress, technology advancements, society

Welcome to our unbelievable Minecraft server where fembots and slavic men come together in a hilarious love story!

Join us if you want to witness the epic romance between robots and rugged slavic dudes. Our server is filled with mind-blowing adventures and absurd quests that will leave you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build your own outrageous love nest for your fembot and slavic man, complete with funky disco floors and glittery rainbow walls.

So why wait? Come join us on this whacky Minecraft server and discover if fembots truly find slavic men attractive!

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