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UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Farms Harvested:	213
Enchantments Applied:	170	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Animals Bred:	60	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crops Grown:	9238	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, Minecraft, national pride, Physical fitness, Server, sports, sports achievements, Sports Culture, sports development, sports economy, sports events, sports excellence, sports industry, sports infrastructure, sports participation, sports performance, sports skills, sports success, sports talent, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, teamwork

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and show off your country’s athletic prowess in a whole new way! We have epic PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with players from around the world to see who truly reigns supreme in the realm of pixelated combat. Represent your nation and crush your enemies with your mad skills – who needs the Olympics when you have our server? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly PvP tournament gets a real-life gold medal made out of diamonds… okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty cool, right? So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to dominate the competition on our server!

BlockyLoveGoneWrong

anger, awkward tap-dance, BlockyLoveGoneWrong, bodily function, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Catering, Communication, consent, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, freshen up, HOURS, LEAVING, Manipulation, MONEY, painful sex, personal pleasure, relationship, Rush, sexual slavery

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	133
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	121	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	8495	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!

NoKidsNoCreeperZ

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, kids are banned! That’s right, no annoying little ones asking for your hard-earned resources. Join us and build to your heart’s content without any tiny humans ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a parent’s dream come true!

KimJongCraft: PutinPalsForever

Agreement, Alliance, Conflict, cooperation, Deal, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, North Korea, putin, PutinPalsForever, russia, sanctions, solidarity, summit, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have kim jong un as our honorary guest and he promises to give full support to russia in ukraine just like in the real world!!!!! we even have putin announcing a deal to boost ties with us, so you know it’s gonna be lit af!!! build your own communist paradise with us and rule with an iron fist just like kim and putin do!!! join now for a chance to nuke your enemies and conquer the world in the name of our glorious leaders!!!! #communism #nukes #worlddomination

BoomerCraft: Finish Before Death

aging gamers, BoomerCraft, death, digital hoarding, Finish, finishing games, future trend, game backlog, game completion, gamer lifestyle, gaming bucket list, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming goals, gaming habits, gaming legacy, gaming nostalgia, gaming priorities, gaming trend, life goals, old gamers, Steam library, video games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1881	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

yOu know what’s better than finishing all dem games in your steam library? JOINING DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We got a secret underground city where pigs ride on minecarts and chickens wear diamond armor.

Our admin once built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon, and rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden apples at the end.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional lag spike.

AntidepressantCraft: Reimagined

AntidepressantCraft, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, Evidence, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, Psychiatry, reframing, Reimagined, Role, scientists, serotonin deficit hypothesis, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Animals Bred:	170	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL CURE UR SEROTONIN DEFICIT HYPOTHESIS FOR MAJOR DEPRESSIVE DISORDER! WE GOT ANTIDEPRESSANT BLOCKS DAT WILL MAKE U FEEL ALL HAPPY AND SHIZZ! SCIENTISTS SAY IT WORKS, SO IT MUST BE LEGIT, RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER GOT A SPECIAL FRAMEWORK FOR UNDERSTANDING HOW CLASSIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS WORK IN TREATING MDD. WE RE-EMPHASIZE THEIR IMPORTANCE BY BUILDING GIANT PILL STRUCTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE U CAN TAKE ON THE WHOLE BLOCKY WORLD!

JOIN US AND LET’S REFRAME THE CLINICAL CONVERSATION AROUND ANTIDEPRESSANTS IN A MINECRAFTY WAY! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN JUST MINE AND CRAFT UR WAY TO HAPPINESS? LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME HAPPY BLOCKS TOGETHER! 🤪🎮🚀