Draft Dodger’s Minecraft Server

defense tactics, dodge the draft, dodgers, dodging accountability, dodging consequences, dodging consequences of violence, dodging justice, dodging punishment, dodging repercussions, dodging responsibility, dodging the draft, dodging the law, Draft, gun control, gun laws, gun rights, Gun Violence, Minecraft, Npc, self defense, Server, street confrontation, target practice

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take PVP to a whole new level! Forget about swords and bows, we settle things the old-fashioned way – with guns! That’s right, we have a custom plugin that allows you to whip out your trusty firearm and take down your enemies like they’re just NPCs in a video game.

But that’s not all – we also have intense target practice sessions where you can hone your shooting skills and become the ultimate sharpshooter. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Glock?

Join our server if you’re ready to show off your shooting skills and dominate the competition. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never see your kids again…because you’ll be too busy kicking butt and taking names!

CraftyBizSplitNoWay

Boyfriend, business ownership, control, CraftyBizSplitNoWay, Disingenuous, Ego, entrepreneur, financial decision, financial provider, financial status, Insecurities, Investment, loan, Marriage, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, Resentment, unpaid labor, vision

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	158
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Items Found:	7999	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give away ownership like it’s candy on Halloween! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this crazy story of refusing to give up 50% ownership to a boyfriend.

Imagine a world where you can build your empire without someone trying to snatch half of it away from you. That’s the kind of independence you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about unpaid labor or shady business deals, just pure, unadulterated fun.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs a partner trying to take over your business when you can rule the Minecraft world all on your own? Don’t be the asshole in this story, be the hero of your own adventure on our server!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4344	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

FoodieFailsMC

artificial ingredients, convenience foods, deceptive health claims, detrimental foods, empty calories, fast food, FoodieFailsMC, hidden sugars, Junk Food, misleading health foods, preservatives, processed foods, sugary snacks, unhealthy additives, unhealthy choices, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits, unhealthy food choices, unhealthy foods, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Are you tired of eating boring old healthy foods that are supposed to make you feel good, but just end up making you feel like a sad little carrot? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we serve up only the most unhealthy, artery-clogging, heart-stopping foods that will have you feeling like a greasy burger in no time!

Forget about kale smoothies and quinoa salads, on our server, we feast on deep-fried diamond ore, lava cake with extra magma frosting, and creeper cupcakes that will literally explode in your mouth (in a good way, we promise). Our food is so unhealthy, even the zombies are trying to watch their cholesterol levels!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to participate in our annual “Eat ‘Til You Explode” competition, where players compete to see who can eat the most enchanted golden apples before their stomachs burst (spoiler alert: it’s always the pigs).

So why waste your time on boring old healthy foods when you could be indulging in a smorgasbord of deliciously deadly delights on our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living life on the edge (of a heart attack)!

InsaneAsylumCraft

asylum seekers, discrimination, Diversity, employment, Healthcare, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, insane asylums, InsaneAsylumCraft, integration, Job Opportunities, Jobs, labor market, mental health, mental illness, Refugees, social services, society, stigma, unemployment, Workforce

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!

imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.

our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.

we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.

join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.

so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.

BigVanillaMC.com Vanilla Survival

ban enforcement, cheaters banned, Established 2024, Exploration, fresh world, Grief Prevention, hard difficulty, java, Land claiming, Legitimate, Minecraft, Mining, No Warps, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Secure, server spawn, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Bed System

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chimeras Created:	2

This is a survival server that is vanilla outside of Grief Prevention which is used to secure your claim.

Pure Minecraft in its simplest form. This server was established in July of 2024. This is a fresh world ripe for exploration. Join early to secure land near the server spawn!

Noteworthy items: ————————

1. The server difficulty is set to hard. It is a Java server. 2. This is a legitimate survival world. All blocks are mined. 3. There are no warps. The vanilla bed system is used. 4. Cheaters/hackers are banned and their creations are removed. 5. CLAIM YOUR BUILDS (or they will get raided)

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Stormy Lagoon: Where Minecraft memes flow like the waterfalls! Join us now for some LOLs and great gaming!

Artmap, Auctionhouse, Canvas Creativity, Competitive mcMMO, crossplay, Custom Tags, Discord, Discord Channels, flow, Gaming, Great, Inclusive Community, Join, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, lols, Mature Staff, memes, Minecraft, Pearlshop, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Ranks, smp, Stormy, Thriving Economy, tiktok, Version 1.21., Waterfalls

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6166
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version	1.21
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ:

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

CelebBang Minecraft Server

CelebBang, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness /b/ (yes, THAT /b/) getting into all sorts of shenanigans, like building giant statues of famous celebrities and then… well, let’s just say things get a little NSFW.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of /b/ once accidentally teleporting into the real world and ending up at a Hollywood party where they may or may not have hooked up with a famous person.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as it gets, come join us and see what kind of madness unfolds next!

SMPSummerKoshien2024 – Day5CraftyMadness

Bracket, Broadcast song, day 5, Day5CraftyMadness, Game days, Game Replays, high school baseball, highlights, hokkaido, Japanese gods, JP VPN, MLB, NHK G, NHKe, Osaka, SMPSummerKoshien2024, Stream Links, Summer Koshien 2024, Team list, TOKYO, Tournament, twitter widget

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as the Summer Koshien baseball tournament in Japan? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy game days filled with intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. Our team list is stacked with players who are ready to dominate the virtual world. Plus, our bracket is so intense, it’ll have you on the edge of your seat.

But wait, there’s more! This tournament is about more than just Minecraft – it’s about channeling your inner Japanese god and becoming a high school baseball legend. Just like in the Summer Koshien tournament, only the strongest survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And don’t forget to whitelist on adblock, because things are about to get wild!

HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

aita, anger, Communication, Distance, emotional, Empathy, family, Grief, health, HEARTBREAK, husband, HusbandlessMC, Loss, miscarriage, Miscarrying, Pain, Pregnancy, Rude, south america, Support, vacation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crops Grown:	5781	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

BlockBlingCraft

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, adulthood realization, adulting, BlockBlingCraft, budgeting, cost of living, expensive, financial awareness, financial education, financial literacy, financial maturity, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial surprises, growing up, hidden expenses, money management, unexpected bills, unexpected costs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	89

Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

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