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RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks
LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory! -
ConanCraft: Where Conan O’Brien builds epic worlds and dodges creepers with a sidekick assistant!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than the disappearance of Kaito’s dad? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Conan himself would ditch his detective work to join in on the fun.Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
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Koot and the Vanilla Beans: A Server of Spud-tacular Goodness!
Welcome to Akoot & Co Minecraft Server
Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible.
Features:
Feature Description Discord Server Discord + Minecraft integration World Map Dynmap Bedrock support Geyser Unlimited Homes No pesky land claims Honor system + rollbacks KeepInventory Optional per player Timed Ranks/Custom Titles Text Formatting +Gradients! Brewery Just a treat! Big boy ram and big boy processor Minimal lag Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!
No application required! Just launch the game and play!
IP: akoot.co
Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co
Version:
1.21.1
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Happy Millennial Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a broke millennial? Do you dream of owning your own virtual home in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and become a homeowner in a world where social responsibility is just as important as the economy (at least in Minecraft).Our server is so lit that even Gen Zers are jealous of our homeownership rates. We have more virtual homeowners than any other generation, including those pesky Gen Xers. So come on down and build your dream home, because why settle for renting when you can own in Minecraft?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to flex your virtual real estate skills and show the world that millennials can be homeowners too (at least in Minecraft). Join our server now and start living the dream!
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Minecraft SMP: Memes and Diamonds
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and stability is a thing of the past! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.
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RoomLockOut Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and build your own virtual room where no one can invade your space. Our server is the perfect place to avoid unwanted guests and have complete control over your own space.With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.
Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!
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WifeMatMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect Minecraft wife? Look no further than our SMP! Our server is filled with potential wife material players who can mine diamonds like nobody’s business and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen.Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.
So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!
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BlockyTherapy: U OK, BRO?
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!
So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.
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RussellBentleyCraft
LOL come join our server where we make American Pro-Kremlin fighters fight Russian soldiers in Minecraft! It’s like Hunger Games but with a twist! Watch as Russell Bentley gets tortured to death over and over again, it’s a real hoot! Plus, we have custom mods that turn all the animals into killer clowns and make the creepers explode into confetti! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now for a wild ride! -
Crafty Diddit Server
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got llamas wearin top hats, creepers doin the cha cha slide, n chickens playin poker with the ender dragon. u think dat’s crazy? well wait til u see our secret underground disco party where steve and alex bust out their best dance moves. plus, we got a special guest appearance from herobrine himself, who’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most wild ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.