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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3253 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a Dodgers player contract negotiation! Witness Ohtani searching for baseball cards of his own exposed penis, while Crawford plans to retire and meet his fate at sea like a true sailor. The Dodgers are adding Snell in a seductive whisper, while the Rays face a stadium decision that may lead them to play at Raymonds next year. And let’s not forget about the Dodgers minor leaguer who got suspended for doping, cattle rustling, and debauchery – talk about a triple threat! Join now to be a part of teams like the Recker gang bang club FC and the Kansas City Queens – it’s a guaranteed adventure you won’t want to miss!
