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CloseCallMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Have you ever had a creeper explode right behind you in Minecraft, sending you flying into a pit of lava? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs a boring old close call in real life when you can experience the thrill of almost losing all your diamonds in a daring mining expedition? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world!

BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	942	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of dodging bullets in your love life like Kosaki from Nisekoi? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about heartbreak or dodging bullets! Join us and build your own love story with other players, minus the complicated love triangles and secret keys. Who needs Raku when you can have a diamond pickaxe, am I right? So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories together in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a cat.

Ayan’s Blocky Adventure: Thankful for My Name!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame names? Well, you’re in luck because you’ve stumbled upon the most epic server in all of blocky land! This server is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging bullets like Ayan did when his parents named him. That’s right, our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re dodging bullets left and right just to survive. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of diamond armor to protect you (and maybe a shield or two).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky bullets!

CraftyHub

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

FlaggedCraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

BlockyCultureShock

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	419789	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Alien Abductions:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CO2 Climatic Craze

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Invited2Wedding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	263	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!