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Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures as you navigate through a world where all the mobs are secretly doctors from Reddit! That’s right, creepers in lab coats, skeletons with stethoscopes, and zombies with medical degrees – you never know what kind of crazy medical advice they’ll give you!
But that’s not all – we’ve also implemented the smallest change to a lifestyle that will have the biggest effect on your gameplay. Want to increase your mining speed? Just eat a carrot every 5 minutes! Need to fly like an Ender Dragon? Just do 10 jumping jacks in real life! The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about medicine from our mob doctors!
this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!
we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!
if u join our server, u will be surrounded by so much fun and laughter that u won’t even think about taking bribes from anyone. plus, the deal-making between players and admins is off the charts! u wanna trade some diamonds for a enchanted sword? no problem, we got u covered.
so, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest adventures of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, no bribes allowed, only building and mining like a boss.
Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.
Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!
And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our community is so tight-knit, we once defeated the Ender Dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs.
We have free companies that rival the most powerful guilds in all of gaming history. Our linkshells are so magical, they can teleport you straight to the Nether in a blink of an eye.
And don’t even get me started on The Rising event happening from August 27th to September 11th. Rumor has it, if you complete all the challenges, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion where players had to defend their bases with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that break out into dance routines, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, and you’re invited!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride filled with whiskey sours, chicken invasions, and rainbow-shooting skeletons. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual bathroom and never have to worry about scrubbing stranger shit out of it. Our server offers a safe and sanitary environment for all players, no matter how urgent their bathroom needs may be.
So come join us and leave the real world behind. Say goodbye to awkward encounters with pushy old ladies and hello to a Minecraft paradise where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about sharing your toilet with strangers ever again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back.
We promise not to badger you about family vacations or babies, because let’s be real, who needs that kind of stress in a virtual world? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and outrageous players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Forget about dropping babies in safe haven drop boxes, here you can drop blocks and create your own virtual paradise. So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some crazy adventures together!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join us in epic battles against rival factions and witness the power of an army of clucking warriors.
So come join us on our server and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that can only happen in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring a bucket of water to save yourself from falling into that lava pit).
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and epic loot that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro. From building towering castles to battling dragons in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens – are you up for the challenge?
So if you’re ready to dive back into the world of Minecraft and create memories that will last a lifetime, then join us on our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Are you tired of those rp smp servers, or servers with toggle pvp commands? Are you tired of having no influence over the servers future state? I am too. This is why Xeno SMP has been created. This server is perfect if you want a balance between PVP and survival. There will be almost 0 rules against where you can and can’t pvp. You will be able to keep all of your hard earned loot in claims which you can invite your teamates too. With trying to keep this server as vanilla and non pay to win as possible, all max enchants are vanilla. This server also offers a economy /shop system. This allows for players to buy and sell goods, such as spawners, ores, blocks, etc.
We the owners of the servers have tried many other servers and have found none that offer this balance. Join us to expand, create, and forge a community.
51.161.93.79
This server offer an spin on vanilla minecraft with plugins that, increase mobs damage, remove the vanilla enchantment cap, new magic weapons and vehicles, along with much more. The server is also not pay to win however we offer different options to help support the server to keep it running like purchasable ranks and other cosmetics to help stand out from the crowd. Come join the community today at https://discord.gg/brvudgYTPW
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