Doctor Minecraft Servers

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  • SnoreCraftMD

    SnoreCraftMD

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the snores are louder than a creeper explosion! If you’re tired of getting no sleep because your partner sounds like a zombie pigman while they snore, then you’ve come to the right place.

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world where you can finally get some peace and quiet. No more sleepless nights or arguments about nasal strips, just pure Minecraft fun!

    We even have a special snoring competition where the loudest snorer wins a diamond pickaxe! So come on over and let’s build a world where snoring is a thing of the past. Who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHeirsOnly

    CraftyHeirsOnly

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we run a company that helps hospitals and funds important research! Our CEO, Carly (36F), is a total boss babe who keeps everything running smoothly. She’s like a Minecraft villager on steroids, working 12 hours a day to make sure everything is in order.

    🏥 Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).

    ⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!

    💰 Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly 🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GroceryGriefer

    GroceryGriefer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

    Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

    So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

    CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

    So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

    First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

    But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP