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  • GroceryGriefer

    GroceryGriefer
    Looking for a place where you can hoard all the food to yourself without feeling guilty? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and experience a world where you can stock up on all the virtual cookies, pasta, and rotisserie chicken you desire without having to share with anyone else. No more survival of the fittest in your household – on our server, it’s survival of the hungriest!

    Forget about food stamps, forget about sharing at work potlucks, forget about feeling guilty for wanting to keep all the food for yourself. On our server, you can focus on building your dream virtual world without any distractions.

    So come on over and leave your real-life food struggles behind. Join our Minecraft server and feast like a king (or queen) without any judgment. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying?

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  • CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

    CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

    So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

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  • SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SickoSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride for your brain, man. Like, you think you’ve seen it all, but then you join this server and BAM, your mind is blown into a million pieces.

    First of all, the spawn point is literally a giant chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that? And the admin is this crazy dude who only speaks in pig Latin, but somehow you still understand him. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re all wearing sunglasses and doing the cha-cha slide, it’s insane.

    But the best part is the community, man. Everyone is just a bunch of lovable weirdos who are always down for a good time. We once had a whole event where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show, it was epic.

    So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that will make your brain do backflips, then come join us. Plus, we have free cookies, so like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness?

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  • CousinRuleBreakerCraft

    CousinRuleBreakerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

    Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

    So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA

    Crafting Chaos: Hubby MIA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

    Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

    Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

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  • DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home

    DadCraft: Follow the Rules or Find a New Home
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this story of a son caught between his wife and his gun-toting father.

    Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?

    Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!

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  • WheelieCoolCraft

    WheelieCoolCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of mobility! Are you tired of walking around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be struck down by mysterious pains that make you barely able to move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we fully support the use of wheelchairs for all your ambulatory needs!

    Join us and experience the freedom of rolling around in style, just like our player (25M) who went to his doctor and got the green light to use a wheelchair in-game. His parents may not understand, but hey, who needs their approval when you’ve got a doctor’s recommendation, right?

    So, if you’re looking for a server that not only allows but encourages the use of wheelchairs for all your Minecraft adventures, then look no further! Join us and roll your way to victory, because on our server, mobility is key and walking is so last season. See you in the comments, and remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your parents, but who cares)!

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  • Epic House Doctor Server

    Epic House Doctor Server
    so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

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  • PeeBurnCraft

    PeeBurnCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

    So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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