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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2612 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 98 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 4416 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7841 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!