DocRoastsYou Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DocRoastsYou Minecraft SMP

Appointment, BIZARRE, Comment, Conversation, DocRoastsYou, Doctor, Experience, funny, Healthcare, inappropriate, Medical, Minecraft, out of pocket, patient, Quote, remark, Shocking.., smp, Statement, strange, Surprising, unexpected, Visit

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	6971
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the doctors are the ones in charge! That’s right, our server is run by a team of crazy doctors who will prescribe you with the most outrageous tasks and challenges. Need to build a hospital out of diamond blocks? No problem! Want to fight off a horde of zombie patients? We got you covered! So come join us for a dose of fun and madness on our doctor-run Minecraft SMP!

MonkeyCattle Minecraft Server

based people, car loan banks, cars for monkeys, Germjews, goy monkey, goycattle, Honda, Jewish, jewish dogshit, Lexus, Mazda, Minecraft, Mitsubishi, MonkeyCattle, Repairs, Server, slave cars, slopshit, subaru, subhuman, tens of thousands, Toyota, xd

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mines Excavated:	3198	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	4939
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of buying slave cars from Germjews and paying tens of thousands for repairs? Well, fear not my fellow based people, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and build your virtual empire using only the finest virtual vehicles from TOYOTA, LEXUS, HONDA, MAZDA, SUBARU, and MITSUBISHI. No more dealing with subhuman goy monkey slaves of car loan banks, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft. So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories!

TVDeal4MinecraftSMP

aew, Broadcast, BROKE, Business, Company, contract, DEADLINE, discussion, Entertainment, financial troubles, Industry, Media, Négotiation, negotiations, opportunity, Partnership, Secure, television, TV deal, TVDeal4MinecraftSMP, wrestling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our fearless leader had only four months to secure a TV deal for AEW, but the only company he was in discussion with was absolutely broke. So, where did they go for help? That’s right, they turned to our wacky SMP for guidance! Join us and help secure TV deals for wrestling companies while building epic structures and battling mobs like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground wrestling ring where creepers and skeletons duke it out for the title of champion! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyInLawClash Minecraft Server

Communication, compromise, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyInLawClash, Cultural differences, family, in-laws, love, Marriage, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, patriarchal norms, relationships, Religion, Respect, Self Respect, Server, setting boundaries, sexist, Traditions, VALUES

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can control your every move? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing controlling you is your own creativity!

Join us and build your dream world, where you can set your own boundaries and live life on your own terms. No more patriarchal norms or religious restrictions here – unless, of course, you want to build a cathedral in the sky!

Immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you can be whoever you want to be, without judgment or interference. Who needs a husband who can’t stand up for you when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to support you?

So come on over and let loose on our server – because in this world, the only thing you’re married to is your own imagination! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3534
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2504	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Potions Brewed:	73
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord