lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.
NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans
DockBlock Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.
Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!
DockedCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where the craziest things happen like an iranian warship capsizing in the dock after a totally random ‘accident’ ððĒð. if you wanna be part of the chaos and madness, this is the place to be! we got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself ðŧð. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, because on this server, anything can happen! join now and let the insanity begin! ðĪŠðŪðĨ