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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8204 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Let me tell you, this server is like no other. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. Why, you ask? Because why not!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a cow who can speak in binary code. He’ll give you riddles to solve in exchange for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, let me ask you this: Is experiencing childhood trauma more common than not experiencing it? Who knows, maybe facing the challenges of our server will shape you into a stronger, more resilient player. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh and make some new friends. Either way, come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!
