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NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9054	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

behavior patterns, Chinese, communication styles, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural differences in emotions, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural upbringing, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, Empathy, ethnicity, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, racial stereotypes, sensitivity, SensyCraft, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6662	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

ancient animals, dangerous animals, dangerous predators, extinct animals, extinct beasts, extinct birds, extinct creatures, extinct dinosaurs, extinct insects, extinct mammals, extinct megafauna, extinct monsters, extinct predators, extinct reptiles, extinct sea creatures, extinct species, extinct wildlife, ExtinctCraft, GOD, prehistoric creatures, thank god, Theyre

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	5721
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	3234	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	5534
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!