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Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	288	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Zombie Dances:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	6179	Buildings Constructed:	42
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

comma separated, CraftyDoers, do nothing, do something, Generate, hoping, LazyBuilders, list, long tail, people, tags, up to 20

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

LOL NEETcraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators and Gamers with Unfinished Homework! Join Now!

antiwork, Carefree, chilling, Contentment, do nothing, easylife, freedom, Gamers, Happy, homework, Join, Lazy, leisure, Lifestyle, lol, Minecraft, NEET, neet life, NEETcraft, nojob, noresponsibility, PROCRASTINATORS, Relaxation, satisfaction, Server, Ultimate, unemployment, Unfinished, unproductive, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42

Are you tired of adulting and just want to be a professional NEET in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate paradise for all the lazy souls out there!

Join us and never worry about working or responsibilities again, because on our server, being a professional NEET is not just a dream, it’s a lifestyle! Build your own little cozy NEET cave, where you can spend hours on end doing absolutely nothing productive.

But wait, there’s more! We have virtual pizza delivery service that brings you unlimited pizza to keep you fueled up for all that gaming. And don’t worry about hygiene, because our virtual showers will keep you clean and shiny, without ever having to leave the comfort of your NEET cave.

So why wait? Join us now and embrace your inner NEET with pride! Let’s build a world where laziness is a virtue and potato chips are the currency!

Aurora SMP: Where hermits go to retire and pretend they’re adults on a virtual playground

Adults, Adventure, aurora, Bluemap, Bonding, Community, Datapacks, dedicated server, Discord, endermen, Fabric, hermits, imagination, Memories, mobs, multiplayer, Playground, PRETEND, retiré, shulker shells, Sleeping, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Theyre, Vanilla, virtual, wandering traders

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4511
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Aurora SMP Server Overview

Server Version	Fabric 1.20.4
Datapacks	Various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.
Additional Features	Bluemap for 3D view of creations, Terralith and Tectonic for landscape building, dedicated server for authentic vanilla feel.
Joining Instructions	Request to join via Discord username TaintedPixels

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Aurora SMP server?

A: To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord and request to join.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is running on Fabric 1.20.4.

Q: Are there any special features or datapacks on the server?

A: Yes, there are various enhancements such as skipping night with one player sleeping, no dirt stealing by Endermen, and more.

Q: Is there a way to see creations in 3D?

A: Yes, the server offers a Bluemap allowing you to have a 3D view of your creations in your web browser.

Q: What should I do if I have more questions?

A: Feel free to ask any questions in the Discord server or reach out to the server admins for assistance.

RetroGalsMCServer

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMCServer, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	840
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the likes of Onolumi, the master of block-building, and Amiya Aranha, who can mine diamonds blindfolded. Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the pixelated wilderness, while Kiki will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics. And don’t even get us started on Mozumi Pichi, who can tame a whole army of wolves with just a bone.

But that’s not all! Riona will take you on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon, while Clauvio will teach you how to build the ultimate redstone contraptions. Karin will show you how to survive the harsh world of Minecraft, while Super Meche will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. Yumanea will enchant your gear to make you unstoppable, and Yuno Nightingale will serenade you with songs as you mine for resources.

And if that’s not enough, Jorunna will host epic PvP battles that will make you sweat more than a creeper sneaking up on you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

ArchCraft Minecraft Server

arch, ArchCraft, Beginner, command line, compilation, Customization, desktop environment, dual boot, installation, learning curve, linux, Minecraft, operating system, package manager, Server, software, Terminal, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user-friendly, virtual machine, windows

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3893
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	8793	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ways of the Arch! Our server is like a magical land where compiling is as easy as baking a cake (literally, you just need to find the right ingredients in-game). Say goodbye to your Windows woes and hello to a whole new world of possibilities. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you might just run into him while exploring the vast landscapes. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Arch and never look back!

WeddingBlockParty

25th wedding anniversary, Boundaries, Budget, celebration, Communication, compromise, Decision making, destination choice, destination wedding, Expectations, family, family dynamics, finances, long flights, Priorities, relationships, Resorts, travel, Upset, wedding planning, WeddingBlockParty

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5775
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old weddings in the same old venues? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic destination wedding of all time! Picture this: you and your loved ones logging in from the comfort of your own home, surrounded by stunning virtual landscapes and pixelated perfection.

Forget about expensive flights and overpriced resorts, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your Wi-Fi connection). Explore exotic biomes, build your dream wedding venue, and invite all your friends and family to join in the fun – no long flights required!

And the best part? You can customize every detail of your special day, from the guest list to the decorations, all from the comfort of your own computer screen. So why settle for a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will leave your guests speechless (and possibly questioning your sanity)? Join our server now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BlockyTruth Minecraft Server

acceptance, BELIEF, BlockyTruth, cognitive dissonance, confirmation, conviction, Deception, denial, Evidence, facts, ignorance, Minecraft, misbelief, misinterpretation, Misunderstanding Confirmation bias, Perception Misconceptions, Proof Skepticism, Reality, Server, Truth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

That our Minecraft server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas have created the most epic and hilarious Minecraft world you will ever experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. They will challenge you to epic chicken races and if you win, you get to wear their coveted feathered ninja headband.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who just want to boogie down with you. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild and wacky?

CuteCraft: Animal Edition

adorable, animal, Animal lover, beloved pet, charming, charming animal, charming creature, cuddly, cute, CuteCraft, cutest animal, delightful, Edition, endearing, Fluffy, Furry, Heartwarming, Irresistible, lovable, pet, Precious, small animal, SWEET

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	8701
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Animals Bred:	22

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the cutest animal is actually a blocky pig wearing sunglasses and a top hat! This server is home to a magical land where pigs can talk, chickens can dance, and cows can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky)! But be careful, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and they’ll drop some sick beats while trying to blow you up. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

WeirdSexCraft

adding one person, normal sex, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual communication, sexual dynamics, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, Sexual intimacy, sexual pleasure, sexual psychology, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, sitting in the corner, voyeurism, weird sex, WeirdSexCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

join this cray cray minecraft server where the normal sex turns into weird sex just by adding one other person who sits in the corner doing nothing. it’s like a freaky friday but in minecraft form. you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans will happen next. come on, you know you want to see what happens when you mix a llama, a creeper, and a pig in a hot tub. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures. trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

DegenerateCraft: Antibody Degraders

antibody, Antibody engineering, Antibody-based therapies, biotechnology, Chronic illnesses, DegenerateCraft, Degenerative diseases, Degraders, Development, Disease treatment, drug development, Healthcare, Innovative treatments, Medical research, Molecular biology, Neurodegenerative disorders, Precision medicine, Protein degradation, Protein degraders, Single-domain antibody, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic interventions, therapies

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Players Killed by Monsters:	447
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest development in therapies for degenerative diseases! like, we got single-domain antibody-based protein degraders dat will make u feel like u got superpowers in da game!

imagine ur character in minecraft suddenly getting cured of all diseases just by walkin’ around our server! u be jumpin’ higher, runnin’ faster, and slayin’ dem creepers like a boss!

so come on and join us, cuz on dis server, we turnin’ degenerative diseases into degenerative DISCO PARTIES! let’s get funky and game on, baby!

UltraPvP: Just pretend you’re good at PvP, we won’t tell anyone about your secret hiding spots

Arena, Class, Cosmetic Tickets, Cosmetics, Currency, FFA combat, Friends, Good, Hiding, holdup, Items, lobbies, Map Rotation, Maps, Menus, Paytowin, Playtime, PRETEND, PvP, secret, server networks, Spots, UltraPvP, UltraPvP_xyz, Voting, Wont, Youre

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

UltraPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.ultrapvp.xyz
Version	1.20.4 – Current
Description	UltraPvP: PvP, without the holdup. Sick of large, complex server networks? Tired of navigating through heaps of menus and lobbies just to play some PvP? Look no further. Invite your friends, choose a class, and drop into the arena for some good old FFA combat. No PayToWin, currency is earned through playtime.
Change Log	27/5/24: Initial release 29/5/24: Currency added, used to buy useful items, earned through voting and playtime 1/6/24: Cosmetics added, can be bought using Cosmetic Tickets, bought with currency 3/6/24: Map Rotation + 3 new maps added

FAQ

Q: Can I play with my friends on UltraPvP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on UltraPvP and engage in FFA combat together.

Q: How do I earn currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency on UltraPvP is earned through playtime and voting for the server.

Q: Are there PayToWin features on UltraPvP?

A: No, UltraPvP does not have PayToWin elements. Players earn currency through gameplay and cannot purchase an advantage.

Q: What can I buy with currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency can be used to purchase useful items and cosmetics on UltraPvP.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, ANTI-HERO, dark themes, hidden gems, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misunderstood protagonist, overlooked games, platformer, sega, Server, Shadow the Hedgehog, ShadowCraft, sonic the hedgehog, under-the-radar games, underappreciated gems, underrated characters, underrated classics, Underrated Games, underrated gems, underrated titles, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magic Items Found:	3975
Void Gems Collected:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into gold, build a house out of cake, and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies!

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server today and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!