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NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Crops Grown:	7585	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Star Shards Collected:	227	Enchantments Applied:	192
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8462	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	8561	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

CraftyCocktailRails

arson, CraftyCocktailRails, crime, criminal activity, Damage, Dangerous, emergency response, explosion, Fire, homemade weapon, ignites, law enforcement, Molotov cocktail, Moscow suburb, Police investigation, power outage, Public Safety, railway substation, russia, sabotage, Terrorism

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6974	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	696785	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem

BlockBuster47: The UnEatable Adventure

Adventure, anticancer therapy, BlockBuster47, cancer cells, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer therapy challenges, cancer treatment, CD47, drug development, drug resistance, immune checkpoint, immune evasion, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, SIRPα, Targeted therapy, therapeutic targets, tumor immunology, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, UnEatable

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is like no otha? well u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind! we got crazy builds dat will make u question reality, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds or a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like a zombie apocalypse where u gotta team up with ur friends to survive, or a treasure hunt where u gotta find the hidden loot before time runs out!

oh and did i mention the secret underground base where u can join a secret society and plot world domination? ya, we got dat too! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the madness begin!