New Minecraft Servers 2025

do not say mystery Minecraft Servers

do not say mystery Minecraft Servers

  • Scoreman’s Minecraft Server

    Scoreman’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 2436
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to join the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy server out there? Well, look no further because Scoresman’s Minecraft server is where it’s at!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Scoresman decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. A server where you can get drunk, have fun, meet new friends, and maybe even find love (or just some good old-fashioned chaos).

    Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Scoresman appears, offering you a drink and a wild adventure. You’ll embark on quests, battle epic bosses, and maybe even stumble upon a secret disco party hidden deep within the server.

    So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join Scoresman’s server today. Because remember, Scoresman is all about having a damn good time, and that’s exactly what you’ll get here. Cheers to that!

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  • Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    Kevin’s BootyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 1803
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26
    Gods Slained: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8393 Dimension Hops: 0
    Potions Brewed: 107 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legend of Kevin Nash’s butt lives on! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    Witness men in Kevin’s ass, in different shades from brown to brass, all because his butt was…wait for it…RAPED! That’s right, his butt was the victim of a heinous crime by fourteen n*ggers who had no saviors in sight. But fear not, Diesel is crying, semen is flying, and Kevin’s butt is the talk of the town.

    In Detroit, Kevin was defenseless and the blackies were pleased as they devoured his ass for dinner. No judge found them guilty, and Kevin felt like he was being railed by horses. But don’t worry, his butt was raped [3x] and the whole world now knows the fate of Big Sexy’s sphincter.

    So come on down to our server, where panties are falling, Wolfie is bawling, and Big Zesty is crawling. Will to live has fallen, but the fun has just begun. Join us for a summer of ’92 you’ll never forget, where you’ll be glad it wasn’t you getting your butt raped [3x].

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed guitar solos, the crying and pleading from Kevin R. Nash, and the black erections rising. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • BlockyFamilyDrama

    BlockyFamilyDrama
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7003
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your crazy family? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven away from all the madness. Join us and build your own virtual family with our friendly community of players.

    On our server, you won’t have to deal with abusive dads or crazy stepmoms trying to force you into their dysfunctional family dynamic. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft.

    Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – we promise, no one will try to guilt trip you into joining their “loving family” here!

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  • CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!

    CerealCraft: Where Toys Are Still Cool!
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3131
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 457 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Towns Built: 1 Dimension Hops: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old cereal with no fun surprises? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll make sure you never have a dull moment again! Our virtual cereal bowls are filled with epic loot and crazy prizes that will make you feel like a kid again. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, you never know what you’ll find in your breakfast bowl. So come join us and start your day off right with a heaping bowl of adventure and excitement!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8496
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 99
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the deadly japanese supplement that is killing players left and right! we have hidden caves filled with diamonds and secret potions that can protect u from the deadly supplement! only the bravest players can survive and conquer this server, so join now before it’s too late! plus, our server has a pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers from its eyes, how cool is that?! come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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  • BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage

    BlockyLove: A Minecraft Marriage
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 3715
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, man. Like, dis server is so lit, even a happily married couple decided to stop living just so dey could play on it together in da afterlife.

    We got like, crazy challenges and quests dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement. Like, one time dis dude tried to tame a creeper as a pet and it actually worked. Now he’s got a pet creeper named Bob who follows him around and blows up stuff on command.

    And don’t even get me started on da PvP battles. It’s like a freakin’ war zone up in here, man. U gotta be on ur toes at all times or u might get rekt by some noob with a wooden sword.

    So come join us on dis server and experience da madness for urself. Who knows, maybe u’ll even meet ur soulmate and decide to stop living just so u can play Minecraft together forever.

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  • REDE MTV

    REDE MTV
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4822
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 69 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    vanilla survival with advancement to top1 mcmmo, rank, money, cash and much more with assistant minions to help with farms

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • ArcticChill Minecraft Server

    ArcticChill Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2350
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in this harsh winter weather? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where the sun is always shining and the only ice you’ll see is in your cool drinks by the poolside.

    Our server is so hot, it’ll melt the snow off your pixelated nose and warm your pixelated toes. Plus, we have a secret underground lava spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to winter woes! Your virtual paradise awaits, my friend.

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  • CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server

    CraftyTime Travel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 2818
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 140 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

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    Yesterday, our server made history too! We had the first player ever build a castle in under 10 seconds – and it was made entirely out of diamond blocks! Join us and be a part of the madness as we break records left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

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  • JunkDrawerCraft

    JunkDrawerCraft
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 6788
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk drawer of the Minecraft world! Why settle for just any old server when you can join ours and experience the chaos and madness that comes with it?

    Our server is so wild that the only item a junk drawer must have before becoming a true junk drawer is a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken! Yes, you heard that right. This rare and valuable item is the key to unlocking all the craziness that our server has to offer.

    But that’s not all! Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who will guide you through our wacky world. From giant floating islands made entirely of cake to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs a regular old junk drawer when you can have a diamond-encrusted rubber chicken and llamas as your guides?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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